Okay, so today I messed around with this thing called “petit fifa 23.” It’s some kind of soccer game thing, I guess? Anyway, I saw some stuff online about this Emmanuel Petit guy, seems like he’s a big deal in this game. I figured I’d give it a shot and see what all the fuss was about.
First off, I had to figure out what position this guy even plays. Turns out he’s a Center Defensive Midfielder, whatever that means. He’s supposed to be some kind of “Icon” in the game, which I guess means he’s a legend or something. All I know is he’s from France and he’s playing for some team called “Icons.” Yeah, real creative name there.
So, I started up the game and found this Petit guy. His stats were all over the place. One card had him at 95, another at 89, and another at 85. He’s a big dude, 6’1″. Some other number said he’s 50 years old and has some kind of skill rating, 3 stars for skills and 5 stars for something called “weakfoot”. I don’t know, sounds complicated.
I tried playing a few matches with him. Honestly, it wasn’t that impressive. Maybe I’m just not good at this game, or maybe all these numbers and ratings are just a bunch of nonsense. I mean, who cares if he’s got 5-star weakfoot if he can’t even pass the ball properly?
Here’s what I did, step-by-step:
- Booted up the game.
- Searched for Emmanuel Petit.
- Looked at his different cards and stats.
- Tried to figure out what all the numbers meant.
- Played a few matches using him.
- Got frustrated.
- Turned off the game.
Conclusion?
This “petit fifa 23” thing is probably not for me. Too many numbers, too many ratings, and not enough actual fun. Maybe if I was a hardcore soccer fan I’d appreciate it more, but for a casual player like me, it’s just too much. I think I’ll stick to games that are a bit simpler and more straightforward. At least they don’t need a manual and a degree in statistics to understand.
