This here skin, it’s a tricky thing. I tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy creams. We just used what nature gave us. But nowadays, folks, they want that lunar skin, shiny like the moon. I heard that’s a thing now, lunar skin. Well, here’s what I know about keepin’ skin lookin’ decent.
Water, Water, Water!
Drink that water! Lots of it. I don’t mean that sugary soda pop, neither. I mean good, clean water. Keeps you plump, like a good, ripe tomato. Dry skin is sad skin. Water makes your skin look better. That’s good for lunar skin. Yeah, that’s all I know, water is good for skin, especially lunar one.

Eat Your Greens!
And them fruits, too! My mama always said, “Eat your colors!” She meant them bright veggies and fruits. Not them colored candies, though them’s tasty, too. Food from the ground, that’s the best. It makes your insides happy, and that shows on your outsides. Good food helps lunar skin, too. Good food can make everything better. Your skin will look nicer if you eat good stuff.
- Carrots, good for seein’ in the dark, and your skin, too!
- Them green leafy things, spinach and such. Popeye ate it, you should, too!
- Berries, all kinds. Little jewels of goodness, those are.
- Oranges. They say it helps to get healthy skin.
Sleep is Important
Gotta get your sleep. Like a plant needs sunshine and water, you need your sleep. Makes you feel good, look good. When you’re tired, it shows on your face. No one wants a droopy face. Wrinkles come faster when you don’t sleep. So sleep a lot, it helps with lunar skin! If you sleep well, you will find out that your skin is becoming better, right? This is important.
What Kinda Skin You Got?
They say there’s different kinds of skin. Oily, dry, somethin’ in between. I just know my skin gets dry in the winter, like an old leaf. Maybe you need to figure out what kinda skin you got before you go puttin’ stuff on it. Different skin needs different things, I reckon. This might help you get that lunar skin. Everyone has different skin, I know a little about this. And you have to use different ways to take care of it. But the goal is same, to get lunar skin.
Don’t Be Rubbin’ Too Hard!
Be gentle with your skin. Don’t be scrubbin’ it like you’re tryin’ to get a stain out of your Sunday best. Treat it nice, like a little baby bird. Too much scrubbin’ will make it mad. And nobody wants mad skin, just lunar skin. I always know this. I don’t know why, but I know. Gentle is the best way.
Stay Outta the Sun Too Long
Sunshine is good, makes the flowers grow. But too much will turn you into a prune. Wear a hat, cover up, if you’re gonna be out there all day. Sun can be mean to your skin. Sun is bad for lunar skin, that’s what they say. I don’t know why but it sounds right. Sun can make your skin dry and full of wrinkles.
Don’t Eat Junk
All that greasy, fried stuff, and them sweets. They taste good goin’ down, but they ain’t doin’ your skin any favors. Stick to the good stuff, the stuff that grows. Your skin will thank you. Junk food is bad for lunar skin. This is common sense. But you know, sometime we just forget about this.
What Experts Say
I heard some fancy skin doctors talkin’ on the TV. They said somethin’ about serums. Sounded like snake oil to me, but what do I know? They’re the experts, I suppose. Maybe those serums help with lunar skin. I don’t know much about this, but I think you can try it if you want.
Don’t Use Too Much Makeup
A little powder here and there is fine, but don’t go cakin’ it on. Let your skin breathe. You want to show off your natural beauty, not hide it under a mask. Makeup will ruin your lunar skin. You don’t want this, do you? I know a lot of girls love makeup. But don’t use too much. That’s all I know about makeup.
Being Happy is Good for Your Skin
When you’re happy, it shows. You glow from the inside out. So find things that make you happy, and do them. Laugh a lot, love a lot, live a lot. That’s the best way to get lunar skin, I think. You know, when I was young, everyone wants to be happy. Now, I am old. I still want to be happy. So, you should be happy, too. This will make your skin glow, I know.
Well, that’s all I got. Just some simple things to keep your skin lookin’ its best. Ain’t no magic trick, just good old common sense. And maybe that’s all you need for that lunar skin. You know, sometimes the answer is really simple. And we just make it complicated. But the simple way is the best way, I think.
