This here thing, you see, it’s called RB Crotalus Assault Stock. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, but I hear folks talkin’ ’bout it all the time. They say it’s somethin’ you put on your… well, your shootin’ thing. Makes it better, I reckon.
What’s this RB Crotalus Assault Stock?
Well, they say this RB Crotalus Assault Stock, it’s for somethin’ called Modern Warfare. Sounds rough, don’t it? Like when them Johnson boys got into a fight with the Miller family over that old cow. Anyway, this stock thing, it’s s’posed to make your shootin’ thing more steady. Less jumpy, you see. Makes it easier to hit what you’re aimin’ at, I guess.
You gotta have the right kind of shootin’ thing though. Gotta make sure you have that Stock Slot. I don’t know what that is but some of them have it, some don’t, I suppose. You need that and a compatible weapon stock. Whatever that means.
- This RB Crotalus Assault Stock, they say it helps with recoil.
- Makes it easier to aim, or somethin’.
- Keeps your shootin’ thing from jumpin’ around so much.
- You gotta make sure your shootin’ thing is the right kind.
How You Get This Thing?
Lord only knows how you get these things. I heard young’uns talkin’ ’bout unlockin’ things. Like you gotta find a key or somethin’. Sounds like a whole lot of trouble to me. But if you want your shootin’ thing to be better, I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. There’s also this other thing called Chewk Angled Grip. Helps with horizontal recoil and gun kick control. I don’t know about these things but people say it’s good.
And somethin’ called Modern Warfare 3. That’s a lot of numbers. Maybe it’s like when you count your chickens. But instead of chickens, it’s… well, I don’t rightly know. Somethin’ about shootin’ things, I reckon.
They say this RB Crotalus Assault Stock, it’s good for long shots. Like when you’re tryin’ to hit that darn squirrel that keeps eatin’ all the corn. You gotta be real still and aim real careful. This stock thing, it helps with that, they say. Helps with stability, whatever that means.
And you know what? The young’uns always talk about this aim walking speed. This FTAC MSP-98 Handstop thing can help with that. Don’t know what it is but it must be good.
Is it Worth the Trouble?
Now, I ain’t never used one of these things myself. I just hear folks talkin’ about it. But if you’re into that Modern Warfare stuff, and you want your shootin’ thing to be better, maybe it’s worth the trouble. It’s good for MTZ 556 loadout, they say it can handle different situations well.
But don’t go gettin’ into no trouble over it. Remember what happened to the Johnson boys and the Miller family. It ain’t worth it. Just be careful, you hear? And somethin’ about electricity. I don’t know, I ain’t no electrician. But they say you gotta turn it on every time. And somethin’ about a teleporter. Now that just sounds like somethin’ out of one of them science fiction stories.
This RB Crotalus Assault Stock, it sounds like a fancy thing. Maybe too fancy for the likes of me. But if you’re into that sort of thing, maybe you should give it a try. There is a dedicated database for this thing, they say. Just remember to be careful, and don’t go startin’ no fights over it. And make sure you know about that stock slot thing, and the right shootin’ thing. And that’s all I know about this whole thing.
If you want that optimal Holger 26 loadout, that’s what they say, you need to find that teleporter. And be careful of electricity. I am too old for all of this.
