Well, lemme tell ya, this here Qiyana jg thing, it ain’t as easy as pie. But I seen some young’uns do it, so I figured I’d give it a try. This Qiyana, she’s a tricky one, jumpin’ around and throwin’ stuff. Not like back in my day when we just had sticks and stones.
Qiyana, She’s a Fighter
First off, you gotta know, this Qiyana, she’s a fighter. She ain’t one for farmin’ them little monsters nice and slow. Nah, she wants to get in there, get the gold, and get out. Like a weasel in a henhouse, that’s what she is.
- She jumps around
- She throws stuff
- She’s quick as a rabbit
Now, I seen some folks sayin’ she ain’t good in the jg. That’s what they call that jungle, you know. They say she can’t handle them big monsters. They say she’s too… what’s that word? Squishy? Yeah, squishy. Like a ripe tomato.
But I tell ya what, I seen her do it. She can do it. It just ain’t easy. Gotta be smart, gotta be quick. Like catchin’ a greased pig, that’s what it’s like.
The Jungle, It’s a Tough Place
That jg, it ain’t no walk in the park. It’s full of them monsters, and they ain’t friendly. They’ll bite ya, scratch ya, and knock ya right on your behind if you ain’t careful. Qiyana jg ain’t for the faint of heart, I tell ya.
You gotta know which monsters to fight, and which ones to leave alone. Some of ’em are big and mean, and some of ’em are just little fellas. But even them little ones can hurt ya if you ain’t payin’ attention. Like a swarm of bees, they are.
- Big monsters
- Little monsters
- They all bite!
Now, this Qiyana, she’s got some tricks up her sleeve. She can use that big ol’ circle thing, and she can throw water and rocks and all sorts of things. I heard this Qiyana has an incredibly reliable, insanely large amount of damage, decent range and decent utility. It’s like she’s got a whole bag of tricks, that one.
And she can jump around like a grasshopper on a hot stove. Makes it hard to catch her, that’s for sure. Good for gettin’ away from them big monsters when things get hairy.
Gettin’ Gold, That’s the Key
See, in this game, you gotta get gold. Gold, gold, gold. That’s all they talk about. Like it’s more important than a good harvest. This Qiyana jg thing is all about getting gold.
You get gold from killin’ them monsters, and you get gold from helpin’ your friends kill the other fellas. Teamwork, they call it. Back in my day, we just called it helpin’ your neighbors.
- Kill monsters for gold
- Help friends for gold
- Gold, gold, gold!
This Qiyana, she’s good at gettin’ gold. She’s fast, and she hits hard. Like a mule kickin’ a bucket, that’s how hard she hits. So she can get that gold quick, and then she can buy all them fancy things they got in that shop.
I seen ’em, them fancy things. Swords and boots and all sorts of stuff. Makes her stronger, they say. Like Popeye eatin’ spinach, I reckon.
Runes, They’re Like Charms
They got these things called Qiyana Jungle Runes, too. Like little charms, they are. They make her better at doin’ certain things. Some make her faster, some make her stronger, some make her… well, I don’t rightly know what all they do. It’s all a bit much for me, if I’m honest.
But the young’uns, they swear by ’em. They say you gotta have the right Qiyana Jungle Runes if you wanna be any good at this Qiyana jg thing. Like plantin’ your crops under the right moon, I suppose.
- Runes make her stronger
- Runes make her faster
- Gotta have the right ones!
So, there you have it. This Qiyana jg, it ain’t easy, but it can be done. You gotta be quick, you gotta be smart, and you gotta have the right tools for the job. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll get all that gold they’re always talkin’ about. And they say this Qiyana would be a tier1 jungler if she has more sustain in the jungle. They also mention that she is insanely strong in a 2v1. Sounds useful for me.
Just remember what I said. It ain’t no walk in the park. This Riot Games, they made a tough one with this Qiyana. It’s like tryin’ to herd cats, this whole thing. But hey, if an old lady like me can figure it out, maybe you can too. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when them monsters knock you on your behind. I told ya it was tough!
