You young folks always play them shooting games. Bang bang bang, all day long. What’s that game you all like? Call of Duty? Yeah, that’s the one. My grandson, he’s glued to it. Always yelling about what gun is best. So, I hear you want to know about MW2 weapons tier list. Well, I’ll tell ya what I know, just from what I hear around.
The Best Guns, They Say
That TAQ-56, they all say that one’s real good. Some folks call it the SCAR. Real good for shooting, I guess. Strong, like my old man when he was young, ha! Everybody talking about this one being the top, the best, number one. You want the best gun in Modern Warfare 2? They say this is it.
- TAQ-56, best one.
- Strong, like bull.
- Everybody loves it.
That Other One, What’s It Called?
Then there’s this other one, STB 556. They say it shoots a bit slower. But, oh boy, if you aim it right, it’s like a needle. Goes right where you want it. Good for them precise shots. If you’re one of them sharpshooters, this one’s for you. They say it’s accurate. I don’t know what that big word means, but it hits where you aim it.
This one is slower, but STB 556 is better for people who can aim real good. My grandson says it’s for precision. Sounds like a fancy word for hitting what you want to hit.
That Shield Thing
And what’s that other thing? That big metal thing they hide behind? Riot shield, yeah, that’s it. Now that’s a funny “gun”. More like a big door. But they sure do love it. Protects you good, like a turtle in its shell. You can’t shoot with it, but you sure can hide. Some folks say it’s the best gun, but that don’t make no sense to me. How can a shield be a gun? But hey, what do I know?
All Them Little Bits and Pieces
They also talk about these little things they put on the guns. Make ’em better, somehow. Like putting a new handle on my old broom. Makes it sweep better, I guess. They got these laser things, like in them space movies. VLK LZR 7mW, that’s what they call one of ’em. Makes the gun aim better, I suppose.
- Lasers, like in Star Wars.
- Make guns point better, maybe.
- They name it VLK something.
Then there’s that stock thing. Makes the gun fit better on your shoulder, maybe. They got fancy names for it. Agile Assault-7 Stock, one of them is called. I don’t know, sounds like a mouthful to me. Just like them names of them fancy coffees, all them syllables.
And that thing under the gun, the underbarrel. They call one the Phase-3 Grip. Makes it easier to hold, I guess. Like a good handle on a hoe. You need a good grip, or you’ll get blisters. Same with a gun, I suppose.
Bullets and Such
And you gotta have bullets, right? They call it a magazine. Like them picture books, but for bullets. They got this one, 45 Round Mag. Holds a lot of bullets, I reckon. More bang for your buck, as they say. You don’t want to be running out of bullets in a fight, no sir.
And one more thing I heard them talking is Rear Grip. They talk about it, but to be honest with you, I really don’t know what that means. Maybe it is for your hand to hold tight. I only know those old rifles, that’s all.
Best to Worst, They Say
So, they got this whole list, you see. MW2 weapons tier list they call it. Which gun is best, which one’s worst. Like picking the best pig at the county fair. This one’s fat, this one’s skinny. This one will make a good roast. I don’t know all them names. Just that TAQ-56 is the best, they all agree. And that STB 556 is good for aiming. And that shield, well, it’s good for hiding.
All That Noise
These guns sure are loud. All that bang bang bang. Gives me a headache. Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy things. Just a good old shotgun. Simple, reliable. These new things, too many buttons and what-nots. But the young folks love ’em. They spend all day playing these games. Different times, I guess. Anyway, that MW2 weapons tier list, that’s what you asked about. Hope this old lady’s ramblings helped you some. Now, where’s my tea?
