That Agatha Harkness, she’s a real piece of work, ain’t she? I heard all about this Agatha Harkness snap thing. Sounds like a whole mess if you ask me.
This whole thing, it’s about that snap, right? That Thanos fella, he did something real bad. Snapped his fingers and poof! Half the folks gone, just like that! This Agatha Harkness, she was mixed up in all that, I reckon. Heard she was with that Wanda girl. They say Wanda just disappeared, turned to dust or somethin’. That’s what this snap did, turned folks to dust. Lordy, can you imagine?
That Snap Thing, The Blip
Then, five years later, this Wanda, she comes back. They call it the Blip. Like a hiccup, you know? One minute you’re gone, next you’re back. Sounds mighty confusing to me. They say this Hulk fella, big green guy, he did another snap and brought everyone back. So, this Blip, it’s like the opposite of that first snap. Brought everyone back to life, like nothin’ ever happened. Except for five years, I guess, you can’t miss them five years. That Wanda girl, she lost that Vision fella. They say he was a good one.
Now, this Agatha Harkness, she’s some kind of witch, I hear. Messes with magic and such. Don’t sound right to me. Good folks don’t go around messin’ with magic. This Wanda, she’s got some kind of power too. They say they went at it, these two. Sounds like a real catfight. But this Wanda, she won in the end. That Agatha, she just sucked up all her magic. Not good. That’s what I heard. And Wanda, she did some kind of spell. Not right, these spells. They say Wanda went to this place, Westview. Made this whole town all crazy, like a TV show.
- Agatha, she’s a witch.
- Wanda, she’s got powers.
- They fought.
- That snap thing, it was bad.
- The Blip brought folks back.
This Wanda, after that snap and all, she weren’t right in the head. Lost her man, you know? That Vision fella. She went and made this whole fake world, I hear. Had some kids in it too, little Billy and Tommy. But it weren’t real, see? All part of that magic. Then she had to break the spell, make it all go away. Lost her kids again, poor thing. Can’t be easy, losin’ your kids twice. They say she is all alone now. Poor gal. That’s what happens when you mess with magic. That’s what they say. Bad stuff. Always bad. But now, that Agatha, she’s trapped in Westview, forever, they say. She’s Agnes now. Can’t do her magic.
Agatha Harkness and Wanda
That Agatha Harkness snap, it ain’t just about folks disappearin’. It’s about what happened after, too. That Wanda, she was hurtin’ real bad. And that Agatha, she just made things worse. Took advantage, you know? Witches, they’re always causin’ trouble. That’s what I heard.
And that Vision fella, the one Wanda lost? They say there’s another one now. A white one. Don’t sound right to me. Two of ’em? One’s gone, one’s back, but different. It’s all too much for my old head. This whole Agatha Harkness snap business, it’s just a whole lot of trouble. Magic and snaps and folks comin’ back from the dead. It ain’t natural, I tell ya.
But that Wanda, she’s powerful, I hear. Even more powerful than that Agatha. Maybe she will be alright. Maybe she will find some peace. She got some book now, some magic book. That ain’t good. More magic, more problems. That’s what happens. But she’s strong, that Wanda. She’ll figure it out. Maybe. I hope so. That Agatha, though. She got what she deserved. Trapped in that town, forever. Can’t hurt no one no more. I hope she learned her lesson.
This whole thing, it’s a reminder, ain’t it? Don’t mess with things you don’t understand. Magic, snaps, all that. Just stick to what you know. That’s what I always say. Keep it simple. Don’t go lookin’ for trouble. That’s what I say. I hope everyone listens. Because trouble, it always finds you. Especially when magic is involved. And this Agatha Harkness snap thing, that was full of trouble. I hope it’s over now. For good. That’s all I want, some peace and quiet.
That’s all I know about this Agatha Harkness snap. It’s a whole mess, that’s for sure. A whole mess.
