This here FIFA 23 game, it’s got all them fancy players. And I heard folks talking ’bout this one fella, Van Basten. Sounds like a good ol’ boy, that Van Basten. I reckon he’s a tough one on that field. This fifa 23 game, always makes me think a lot.
They say he’s a big shot, a real “Icon” they call him in that FIFA 23. He’s number 93, I heard. That’s a good number, 93. Reminds me of the year my youngest got hitched. Good times, good times. That Van Basten, he’s a striker, that’s what they say. Strikes the ball real good, I bet. He must be good if he’s in that FIFA 23 game.
Heard some folks sayin’ he’s one of the best to ever do it. Scored 300 goals, that’s what I heard! 300! That’s more goals than there are chickens in my coop! And that’s a lot of chickens, let me tell ya. He played his last game a long time ago, though. Back in ’93, same year as that wedding I was tellin’ ya about. Only 28 years old, too. Young fella, that Van Basten FIFA 23.
Now, if you’re playin’ that FIFA 23 and you need yourself a good striker, someone who can hold onto that ball like it’s the last biscuit at supper, then this Van Basten, he’s your man. They say he’s a good deal, too. Doesn’t cost an arm and a leg. He is good at striking. That’s important for FIFA 23 Van Basten, you know.
- He’s a big fella, too. Tall, like my grandson, Jimmy. Six foot two, I reckon. That’s what they were sayin’ on that there internet. That’s what I heard about this Van Basten FIFA 23 thing.
- They give him a rating, too. Like how you rate a good pie. This Van Basten, they gave him an 89 for his Icon card, another version 93, and another 91, and even 95. Whatever that means, must be pretty good. This Van Basten FIFA 23 got a good score, that’s for sure.
- He is so good at striking, which is very important for a striker.
- If you want a good striker, choose him.
This one fella on the YouTube, he was playin’ with Van Basten in that FIFA 23. Showed him off real good. Said folks should “like” the video if they enjoyed it. I don’t know much ’bout that “liking” business, but I reckon that Van Basten must be a real crowd-pleaser. He’s got all them fancy moves, I suppose. Just like my rooster, when he’s showin’ off for the hens.
Another fella was talkin’ ’bout him bein’ a “streamer.” Sounds like somethin’ to do with fishin’, but I don’t rightly know. He was showin’ off that Van Basten, too. Seems like everyone wants a piece of that Van Basten in FIFA 23. You know, my son also plays FIFA 23. But I don’t know if he has Van Basten.
This here internet thing, it’s got all sorts of information. You can find out anything you want. ‘Bout that Van Basten, ’bout that FIFA 23, ’bout anything, really. It’s like that old Sears catalog we used to get, but bigger. Much, much bigger. And you don’t have to wait for it to come in the mail. It’s just there, like magic. I still can’t believe how this thing works.
So, this Van Basten FIFA 23, he’s a big deal. A real legend, they say. Even got his own special card in that game. Must be somethin’ special to get your own card. Like winnin’ the blue ribbon at the county fair for your apple pie. That’s a big deal, let me tell ya. I don’t know if I can get a blue ribbon, but I can try.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy video games. We played outside, in the dirt. Made our own fun. But I reckon these young folks, they like these games. And that’s alright, I suppose. Keeps ’em outta trouble. Most of the time, anyway. I don’t see any problem as long as they don’t spend too much time on it.
This FIFA 23 Van Basten, though, he seems like a good one. If you’re gonna play them games, might as well play with the best. And he sure seems like one of the best, from what I hear. He is a legend, after all. You know what? Maybe I should ask my son to show me how to play this game. I want to try this Van Basten.
