Well, let me tell you, this Hitmonchan in Pokemon Go, it ain’t no pushover. I heard from the young’uns that it’s a real fighter, this one. A Fighting-type, they call it. I don’t know all these fancy words, but I know a tough cookie when I see one.
This Hitmonchan, it’s got some moves, let me tell ya. They say its best one is called “Counter” and some other one call “Power-Up Punch”. Don’t ask me what that all means. Sounds like a whole lot of hooey to me. But they say it does a lot of damage, this Hitmonchan. Something about 10.99 DPS and 145.5 TDO. Now, what in tarnation is that? Sounds like some government secret, if you ask me.

They say this Hitmonchan is real good at attacking. It’s got all sorts of moves. And something called “Iron Fist”. Sounds painful, don’t it? And some “Rapid Spin” thing to get rid of, I don’t know, hazards? Like I said, I don’t understand half of what these kids are saying these days, always on them phones.
But if you wanna beat this Hitmonchan in Pokemon Go, you gotta know its weaknesses. Every critter’s got one, you know. This one, they say it’s weak against, now get this, “Fairy” types. Fairy! Can you believe it? This tough-lookin’ Hitmonchan, scared of fairies. Who woulda thunk it?
- This Hitmonchan, it’s got some fast attacks, too.
- One’s called “Bullet Punch,” another is “Rock Smash,” and that “Counter” one again.
- They say “Counter” is the best of the bunch, so that’s what you want, I reckon.
Now, some folks say this Mewtwo is the best to go against Hitmonchan, if you’re lucky enough to have one. I seen pictures of that one. Looks powerful, for sure. It’s like a big strong fella.
And if it’s all windy, well, that’s good, they say. That makes your team good against this Hitmonchan. The wind will make your team real strong and make your team win. I don’t understand why, but the young’uns seem to think it’s important. These kids and their Pokemon Go.
And if you ain’t got no Mewtwo, there’s others. Some called Espeon, Alakazam, and Gardevoir. And somethin’ called Rayquaza, but only if it’s flyin’, I guess. These young people, you know. This is really a powerful Pokemon. This Espeon is real strong, you know. Also this Alakazam, they say this Alakazam is a good choice, even if it looks a little bit strange.
This Hitmonchan, it’s a Fighting-type, you see. And this “Power-Up Punch” thing, it makes it even more of a fighter. They say it can “snowball” to victory. I don’t know about snowballs, but it sounds like it can get real strong real fast if you ain’t careful.
They say this Hitmonchan can use this Power-Up Punch a lot. That makes it stronger and stronger. So you gotta watch out. You don’t want it getting too strong, or you’ll be in a heap of trouble. You know, young people always like to win, so they will try anything.
You see this Hitmonchan in the game, you best be prepared. It ain’t no walk in the park, I can tell ya that much. You need those Fairy types and you need to know those moves. And you need to hope it ain’t been using too much of that Power-Up Punch. This Pokemon is a real fighter.
I may be an old lady, but I can see this Hitmonchan is a tough one. You kids and your Pokemon. Back in my day, we didn’t have no Pokemon. We had to make our own fun. But I guess times change. And I do love to see the young ones having fun.
Now, I don’t know all the ins and outs of this Pokemon Go game. But I do know that if you wanna catch ’em all, as they say, you gotta be smart. And you gotta know your opponent. And this Hitmonchan, well, it’s a tough one. So be careful out there, and good luck catchin’ ’em all!

If you got this thing, it’s a good one, they say. A strong fighter. So if you’re lucky enough to have a Hitmonchan, well, good for you. I don’t know, young people really love this Pokemon. They are real popular these days. Just remember what I said, you know. This Hitmonchan, you need to use it right. That Counter move, that’s the good one.
Just remember what I told ya. Be smart, be prepared, and watch out for those fairies. This Hitmonchan can be strong, so be careful. You don’t want to end up on the losing end of a Pokemon battle. That wouldn’t be no fun, now would it? Nope. So take my advice, and you’ll be just fine.
Well, that’s all I got to say about this Hitmonchan. It’s a tough one, that’s for sure. But if you know what you’re doing, you can beat it. Or you can catch it. Or whatever it is you kids do with these Pokemon. Just be careful, and have fun. That’s the most important thing, ain’t it? Having fun. And always be careful.