Well, well, well, lookie here, it’s September already! Time flies when you’re having fun, or when you’re just plain old, like me. My old bones are telling me it’s time to talk about this thing called Amazon Prime Gaming. Yeah, that’s the one. Heard some folks yapping about it down at the market.
So, this Amazon Prime Gaming thing, what’s the big deal? Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t that complicated. Seems like it’s somethin’ for them young’uns who like them video games. They got all sorts of games, shootin’ games, racin’ games, all that stuff. And this Prime Gaming, it gives ’em extra stuff for their games. Like gettin’ a bonus when you buy a whole basket of taters!
Now, in this here September 2023, they’re givin’ away some games for free. Yeah, you heard that right, FREE. Like when farmer McGregor gives away them extra pumpkins after Halloween. They say there are seven, count ’em, SEVEN free games this month.
- One game comes out each week.
- Just like how we get fresh eggs every day!
- Seven games in total for September.
I heard that in some of them fancy places, like the US, and that UK place, and Canada, and Germany where they make them good sausages, and France, Italy, Spain where they like their wine a lot, that Austria place, the Netherlands with them windmills, and Poland, folks can get these Prime Gaming goodies. Not sure if we can get it here, though.
You gotta be a member of somethin’ called Amazon Prime. Sounds like a fancy club, don’t it? Like them clubs where they drink that bubbly wine. If you’re a member, you get this Prime Gaming thing too. And with Prime Gaming, you get these free games and other stuff. Good deal, eh?
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout a game called FC 25. Sounds like one of them shootin’ games to me. But seems like this Prime Gaming ain’t givin’ nothin’ for that game. Not every game gets the goodies, I reckon. It is like my apple tree. Some years, it gives a lot of fruit. Other years, not so much. Just the way things are, I guess.
They say Prime Gaming is changin’ things up. Like when Mildred changed her biscuit recipe, and everyone went crazy for ’em. They’re gonna do things different with these game offers. Don’t know what that means, but it’s probably somethin’ them young folks will understand.
Amazon Prime Gaming also gives you something for that Twitch thing. My grandson, bless his heart, he’s always on that Twitch. He says it’s where you watch people play them video games. Sounds strange to me, why watch someone else play when you can play yourself? But what do I know?
- Prime Gaming gives you a free Twitch thing every month.
- Don’t know what it is, but it’s free!
- The young folks seem to like it.
So, this Prime Gaming, it’s like a grab bag of goodies for them gamers. Free games, extra stuff for their games, somethin’ for that Twitch thing. It’s all a bit much for an old gal like me, but if you like them video games, it sounds like a pretty good deal. You can go to that Prime Gaming website, and if you have that Amazon Prime, you can get all the good stuff. If you ain’t a member, well, then you’re out of luck. It is like not havin’ a ticket to the county fair. You can see all the fun, but you can’t get in.
To get these offers, you gotta go to that Prime Gaming place on the computer and log in. That is like opening the door to your house, you gotta have the right key, the password. Then you pick the thing you want and do what they tell you. Follow the instructions, like when you’re followin’ a recipe. Don’t go off and do your own thing, or you might end up with a mess, like that time I tried to make that fancy cake from the magazine. Ended up lookin’ like a cow pie!
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this Amazon Prime Gaming September 2023 thing. It’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Just remember, seven free games in September if you’re a Prime member. And that FC 25 game, it ain’t gettin’ nothin’ from Prime Gaming. And this Prime Gaming is changing things, like the weather. Hope that clears things up a bit. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. They’re more reliable than this newfangled technology, that’s for sure!
