This fella Akinfenwa, yeah, the one they call Adebayo, he’s a big name in that FIFA 23 game. My grandson, he plays it all the time, yelling at the screen. Says this Akinfenwa is somethin’ else. Says he’s strong as an ox, that one.
This Akinfenwa FIFA 23, it’s a big deal, I guess. All these kids, they know him. He plays for that team, uh, Wycombe Wanderers? Sounds like a mouthful. He’s a striker, my grandson says. That means he kicks the ball into the net, you know. Scores goals.
Born in 1982, that fella, so he’s not a young chicken anymore. I reckon he’s gettin’ on a bit, kinda like me! But he’s still kickin’ that ball around, bless his heart. He’s a big’un, too, this Akinfenwa. Weighs more than a sack of potatoes, I’d bet. They say he is one of the strongest football players on the planet, yeah, very strong.
Akinfenwa FIFA 23 is so popular. Seems like this fella’s famous for being strong. Like, real strong. They say he’s one of the strongest fellas in the whole game, maybe even the strongest in the world! Can you believe it?
- He’s from England, this Akinfenwa.
- Plays for Wycombe Wanderers.
- He’s a striker, scores goals, you know.
- Born in ’82, so he’s not a spring chicken.
- Big fella, real strong. Strongest in the game, they say!
My grandson, he goes on and on about FIFA 23 Akinfenwa. Shows me the game sometimes. It’s all a bunch of colors and noise to me, but he loves it. Says this Akinfenwa fella is a legend. Don’t know about all that, but he must be good if all the kids are talking about him.
He’s got these things called “FIFA cards,” too. It is the card about this Akinfenwa, yeah, the Wycombe Wanderers guy. They show how good a player is, I guess. And this Akinfenwa, he’s got a bunch of them, always one position: ST. I only know the ST means striker. My grandson showed me. He’s got, like, two of them, for this FIFA game.
And in this Akinfenwa FIFA 23, he is rated 65. I don’t really know what means, but my grandson say it is not very high. But the fella is strong. And he is 38 years old, from England. Playing for that Wycombe Wanderers in the England League One. I think that’s what my grandson told me.
This FIFA 23 thing, it’s a whole world, ain’t it? Kids these days, they know all about these players. They talk about ’em like they know ’em personally. It’s a bit strange to me, but hey, if it makes ’em happy, right?
I remember back in my day, we just had a ball and a field. Didn’t need no fancy games. But times change, I suppose. And this Akinfenwa, he seems like a good sort. Strong fella, good at kickin’ that ball. That’s all that matters, really.
This Akinfenwa FIFA 23 thing has something to do with “skill moves” and “weak foot”, I don’t understand these words. I heard my grandson said that fella has 2 skill moves and 3 weak foot. I don’t know if it is good or not, but my grandson seems love that fella.
So, yeah, that’s Akinfenwa FIFA 23 for ya. A big, strong fella, kickin’ a ball around in a video game. World’s a funny place, ain’t it?
Anyways, I gotta go. My back’s actin’ up again. Old age, you know. But hey, at least I can still tell a story or two, even if it’s about some fella in a video game. And this FIFA is a big thing, I know. Even I, an old lady, know about it. Just don’t ask me to play it, I’d probably break somethin’!
