Well, let me tell you, that MW3 Season 4, it’s got folks all riled up. They done changed a whole bunch of things, some good, some bad. I heard them young’uns talking ’bout these “buffs” and “nerfs.” Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but I’ll try to explain it like they told me.
First off, that there BP50, they done slowed it down. Used to be you could run around like a chicken with its head cut off, but now it’s more like a slow-moving cow. They say it’s a “mobility nerf.” I reckon it means it ain’t as fast no more. Those kids are always complaining, first it was too strong, now it’s too weak. They never know what they want.
And that Striker 9, they messed with its “damage ranges.” Whatever that means. Sounds like they made it weaker from far away. And they did somethin’ to the “headshot multiplier.” I guess it don’t hurt as much when you get shot in the head now. Good for them, I say. Nobody should be gettin’ shot in the head anyway. Those MW3 Season 4 nerfs are making some guns useless, I tell ya!
They also messed with that SVA 545. They reduced its “mid-damage range” and did something to the headshot thingy again. Sounds like they just don’t want people gettin’ hurt too bad. Maybe they should just go play with dolls instead, seems safer to me. All those MW3 Season 4 buffs to old guns are making the game a bit wild.
- BP50: Slowed down, like a turtle.
- Striker 9: Don’t hurt as much from far away.
- SVA 545: Somethin’ about mid-range damage and headshots.
But then they go and do the opposite to some other guns. They “buffed” some old ones from Modern Warfare 2. I don’t know why they gotta keep changin’ things. Just leave it be, I say. They made the shotguns, handguns, and them “marksman rifles” stronger, increased the “damage” and “velocity.” I guess that means they shoot harder and faster now. Sounds dangerous.
One of them guns they talkin’ about is this MTZ-556, they say it is one of the best for long-range in Season 4 Reloaded, whatever that means. They put all sorts of things on it to make it shoot faster and farther. Sounds like a lot of fuss for a game.
They got all these numbers too, like “4.8m/s” and “5.5m/s”. They say it is how fast you can move. These city kids and their fancy words. Back in my days we just ran. We didn’t need no numbers to tell us how fast. These are all the MW3 Season 4 changes that I can remember.
And then they talk about “patch notes”. Like patches on your old jeans. But these are for the game, I reckon. They say they changed some “KillStreak” things and fixed some “bugs”. I hope they fixed the bugs, ’cause nobody likes bugs, ‘specially not in their games.
They even added new “maps”, whatever those are. Places to play, I suppose. And they got these “quality-of-life improvements”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy. Maybe it makes the game easier to play. Or maybe it just makes it more complicated.
That Carrack .300, they say they made it real strong, a “super weapon buff”. But they did somethin’ to that Kar98k, messed with its “aim assist”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like they made it harder to aim. Maybe they should just practice more.
This whole MW3 Season 4 thing, it’s a lot to take in. They’re always changin’ things, makin’ some things stronger and some things weaker. It’s like tryin’ to keep up with the weather. Just when you think you got it figured out, it changes again. But I guess that’s what keeps them young’uns entertained. They like all this newfangled stuff.
I heard some of ’em sayin’ somethin’ about “12 Rounds 2: Reloaded” and “Intel Corporation”. I don’t know what any of that means. Sounds like a movie or somethin’. These kids today, they got all sorts of things goin’ on. It’s a different world, I tell ya.
They got these “Assault Rifles” too. They decreased the movement speed on some of them, from 5m/s to 4.8m/s. And the sprint speed from 5.7m/s to somethin’ else. They always messin’ with these numbers. Just like tryin’ to keep track of how many eggs your chickens laid. It’s all just too much for me. I reckon these MW3 changes are too complicated for an old lady like me.
All these MW3 Season 4 buffs and nerfs, it’s like a whole different language. But I guess it’s important to them. They spend hours playin’ these games, talkin’ about all these changes. It’s their way of life, I suppose. Just like how we used to sit around and gossip about the neighbors. It’s all just a way to pass the time.
Well, I reckon that’s all I can tell ya about this MW3 Season 4 business. It’s a lot of hullabaloo if you ask me. But if it makes them happy, then I guess it’s all right. Just don’t ask me to play it. I’ll stick to my garden, thank you very much. That’s a lot less complicated.
