This here game, they call it MK Karnage, it’s a real hoot, I tell ya! Lots of folks are playin’ it, even them young’uns with their fancy phones. It’s one of them fightin’ games, where you gotta punch and kick and what not. I seen my grandson playin’ it, looked mighty confusin’ at first, but once ya get the hang of it, it ain’t so bad.
Now, if you wanna be any good at this MK Karnage game, you gotta learn them moves. Each fella in the game, they got their own way of fightin’. Some are fast, some are slow, some jump around like a bunch of fleas, it’s a sight to see, really. You gotta figure out which one you like best and stick with ’em.
First thing you gotta do is learn the regular punches and kicks. Just the simple stuff, nothin’ fancy. That’s your bread and butter, that’s what gonna win the fight. You gotta know when to hit and when to hold back. Timing is everything, just like my husband says about his garden. And don’t be afraid to block! It ain’t pretty, but it’ll save your bacon, or your skin, whatever.
- Learn them punches, them kicks.
- Don’t forget to block, saves your hide.
- Each fella’s got their own moves.
Then there’s these special moves, hoo boy! They’re a doozy! Takes some practice, that’s for sure. You gotta press a whole bunch of buttons at the same time, like playin’ the piano, but with more yellin’. My grandson, he’s a whiz at it, but me? I just mash the buttons and hope for the best, haha!
There is some fellas called Joker, he’s a mean one. He hits, he stabs, that’s not very nice.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “fatalities“. Sounds awful, don’t it? Apparently, it’s when you beat the other fella real bad at the end. I don’t rightly know how to do ’em, and frankly, I don’t think I wanna. Sounds a bit too violent for my taste. Just beat ’em fair and square, that’s what I always say.
This MK Karnage, it’s got somethin’ called “story mode”. You just play through, fightin’ all sorts of folks. Then there’s this other thing, “invasion” or somethin’. My grandson, he plays that one a lot. Says it’s more excitin’. I don’t know, seems like a lot of fuss to me. But them young folks, they like all that extra stuff, I reckon.
And if you wanna play this game good, you gotta practice. Just like anything else in life. You ain’t gonna be a master overnight. My grandson, he plays for hours every day. Says he’s gettin’ real good. I guess it takes a few days or weeks, or maybe even months. I seen kids playin’ it at school, even them college kids play it. It just takes time, just like bakin’ a good pie. Gotta put in the work.
- Practice, practice, practice!
- Don’t expect to be good right away.
- It takes time to get good at MK Karnage.
This game, it’s got all sorts of fancy things. “Krushing blows”, “normal moves” they call it. It’s a lot to take in, I tell ya. There are different fellas, what they call, “variations”, each one fight a different way. Some are good for fightin’ close, some are better from far away. You gotta find what you like.
There’s a special button, they call it D3. You use it to stop the other fella from attackin’. You gotta learn how to use it right, or you’re gonna get walloped! Some use it much, some don’t.
Well, that’s all I know about this MK Karnage game. It’s a real popular one, that’s for sure. If you’re lookin’ for a way to pass the time, and you don’t mind a little bit of roughhousin’, then maybe you’ll like it. Just remember what I said: practice makes perfect, and don’t be afraid to block! And if you see that Joker fella, watch out, he’s a tough one!
If you keep playin’, you get better. Most folks, they get real good in a few days. Or maybe a few weeks. Depends on how much you play, I reckon. Just like anything, you gotta put in the time if you wanna be any good. Even them college kids, they gotta practice. They play when they ain’t studyin’, I guess. That’s what my grandson does.
