Oh, honey, you won’t believe what these young folks are up to these days. They got this game, you see, called Fortnite. And in that game, there’s this gal, April O’Neil. Now, April, she’s a looker, I’ll give her that. But what they’re doing with her online? Lord have mercy.
They call it April O’Neil Fortnite porn. Sounds nasty, don’t it? Well, it is. It ain’t right, I tell ya. They make these videos, these moving pictures, of April and other folks from that game, and they… well, they ain’t just playing games, if you catch my drift.
- Fortnite porn is all over the place.
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You search for that April O’Neil Fortnite, and you see all sorts of things.
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It ain’t natural, I tell ya.
I seen some of it myself, just to see what all the fuss was about. My grandson, bless his heart, he showed me. Said it was popular. Popular! Can you believe it?
Now, I ain’t one to judge, usually. But this April O’Neil porn, it just rubs me the wrong way. It’s like they took this poor girl, April, and made her do things she wouldn’t normally do. It is just all about that April O’Neil Fortnite porn. It’s like they ain’t got nothing better to do than watch that stuff. I heard them talking ’bout some “Rule 34” thing too. I don’t know, I don’t understand it.
There’s this one video, they call it “Reverse Cowgirl.” Don’t even ask me what that means. I don’t know and I don’t want to know. I guess that is what they like. Fortnite April O’Neil doing that. But it ain’t right, I tell ya. It’s just… icky. That is what they want to see. They search for that.
And they got all these names for it, too. Fortnut-fortnite Porn Parody. What’s a parody? Sounds like a disease. And they got this other thing, “Hentai.” I think it’s Japanese. They say there is Fortnite Hentai with April O’Neil. Sounds foreign and strange. Why can’t they just leave that poor April alone?
They say it’s “free,” too. Free April O’Neil porn. Like it’s some kind of treat. Like it is candy. Like that is a good thing. It ain’t a good thing, honey. It ain’t right to be watching that stuff, especially when it’s all about that Fortnite and that poor April gal. They just watch that April O’Neil Fortnite porn all day.
I remember back in my day, we had our fun, but it was different. We didn’t have these moving pictures of folks doing… that. We didn’t have no Fortnite porn, that’s for sure. We had some decency, I think.
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They watch April O’Neil videos.
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They watch Fortnite videos.
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They put them together and call it April O’Neil Fortnite porn.
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It is not right.
These young folks, they’re glued to their screens, watching this April O’Neil Fortnite stuff. They don’t go outside. They don’t play
