This Akshan, what a guy! You see him runnin’ around, shootin’ his gun, he sure is somethin’. I heard folks call him Akshan support, what’s that even mean? I reckon it means he helps out, like carryin’ water from the well. But he’s carryin’ the whole dang team! Some say this is patch 14.24, whatever that means.
He’s got this rope thing, swings around like a monkey in a tree. Makes me dizzy just watchin’ him. And that gun, it shoots faster than a chicken runnin’ from a fox. I seen him take down them big fellas, the ones that look like they ate a whole cow. He just dances around ’em, pew pew pew, and down they go! He’s a slippery one, that Akshan.
I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout “builds.” They say gotta build him right. Like buildin’ a chicken coop, I guess. Gotta have the right stuff. Some say use some “runes” some say use “items”. I don’t know what they are but I guess, you gotta use somethin’ to make him stronger. Just like feedin’ a pig, if you want it fat, gotta feed it good! They talk about the best Akshan support, I suppose it’s like finding the best hog at the fair.
- They say he’s good with Leona.
- Leona is like a big strong ox, she can take a hit.
- Akshan runs around, shootin’, she keeps the bad guys off him.
Now, I don’t know much about this fightin’ business. But I seen a thing or two in my day. Back when I was a young gal, we had a mean old rooster, used to chase everyone around. This Akshan, he reminds me of that rooster. Always peckin’ away, causin’ trouble. But a good kinda trouble, ya know? The kind that helps ya out, like that rooster chased away a fox that was eyein’ our hens.
They talk about “combos,” like he’s some kinda cook makin’ a stew. I guess it’s how he uses his rope and his gun together. Gotta do it just right, or it’s like puttin’ salt in your coffee. Ruins the whole thing. He’s gotta be quick, gotta be smart. This Akshan support ain’t for slowpokes, that’s for sure.
I seen him bring folks back to life, too! Now that’s a trick I’d like to learn. Lost my old man a few years back, bless his soul. If Akshan coulda done that for him, well, that woulda been somethin’. Maybe this Akshan ain’t just a fighter, maybe he’s got a little bit of magic in him, too.
Some folks say he’s best in the middle, some say he’s best at the bottom. I don’t know what that means, sounds kinda dirty if you ask me. But I reckon it’s like plantin’ corn. Gotta put it in the right spot, or it won’t grow right. This Akshan support, he needs the right spot to shine, I guess. He can take over the map. Whatever the map is. Sounds important.
And they are always talking about win rate. I guess it means how often he wins a fight. Higher is better. If you want to win you need to be strong, just like my prize-winning pumpkin at the county fair. Took first place, it did! Gotta put in the work if you want to win, that’s what I always say.
Best Akshan support, huh? They have detailed guides for him. I guess it means he’s a good helper. Like a good mule, strong and reliable. You need a good mule to plow your fields, and you need a good Akshan to win your fights. He got weaknesses, too. Just like everybody. Even that mean old rooster got caught by a hawk once. Gotta watch out for your weaknesses, or they’ll be the death of ya.
- Akshan is good, strong like ox.
- He needs a good “build,” like a good house needs a good foundation.
- He’s quick, like a rabbit runnin’ from a dog.
- This is all from patch 14.23. I don’t know what patch it is, but that’s what they say.
Well, I reckon that’s all I know about this Akshan fella. He’s a strange one, that’s for sure. But he seems like a good egg, even if he is a bit of a troublemaker. If you see him around, tell him old Martha says hello. And tell him to be careful with that gun of his. Wouldn’t want him to shoot his eye out! I hope he can win. He seems like a good guy and if he can carry me, that would be good. I am not very good at this game, and I don’t want to lose. I hope this Akshan support can help me. I need all the help I can get.
