Oh, boy, let me tell you, this old gal heard somethin’ about these Lost Caverns of Ixalan previews. Sounds like a right hootenanny, don’t it? Lots of folks talkin’ ’bout it, and I reckon it’s worth a gander. All them cards and what not.
This here Ixalan thing, it’s got a whole mess of cards. I hear tell it’s 279 of ’em. That’s more than the teeth in old man Johnson’s head! You got your 20 basic land, 101 common, 80 uncommon, 63 rare, and 15 mythic rare. Land, common, uncommon, rare, mythic rare, these words keep poppin’ up. They must be mighty important for this here Lost Caverns of Ixalan thing. And some fancy versions of all of ’em, too! Shiny, I bet. Just like my Sunday best brooch.
They say there’s somethin’ called Neon Ink. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them space shows my grandson watches. These Neon Ink things, they’re on cards called Mana Crypt and Cavern of Souls. Important ones, I reckon, ’cause they’re hard to find. Like findin’ a needle in a haystack, ‘cept this haystack is made of cards. Only a tiny chance, less than one in a hundred, of gettin’ one of these Neon Ink cards from one of them fancy Lost Caverns of Ixalan collector booster packs. If you get one, you are as lucky as a fly in a milk can.
And then there are some cards called Jurassic World and Special Guest. What they are about? I ain’t no clue. Dinosaurs, maybe? And who are these special guests anyway? Maybe they are important folks. I don’t know.
- 279 cards in this Ixalan thing. That’s a heap!
- 20 basic land, 101 common, 80 uncommon, 63 rare, 15 mythic rare.
- Neon Ink cards are like gold dust.
- Mana Crypt and Cavern of Souls are some of these Neon Ink cards.
- Jurassic World and Special Guest cards. They are mystery to me.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called planeswalker decks. More cards! Two mythic planeswalkers, two rares, two uncommons, two commons. Seems like there’s always more cards with this Lost Caverns of Ixalan. Just like there’s always more weeds in my garden.
Then there is this thing, the Millennium Calendar. It sounds important, too. It is some kind of control thing. Control what? I have no idea. You know, I can barely control my chickens. They’re always gettin’ out and scratchin’ up my flowerbeds. Maybe this calendar helps you control things in this Lost Caverns of Ixalan game. Maybe this game needs a lot of control.
This here Lost Caverns of Ixalan is like that Wilds of Eldraine thing that came before. I’ve heard folks say that, too. There are many things in common between them. Both are just card games, right? Like playin’ Old Maid with my neighbor, Bessie, ‘cept with a whole lot more cards. And probably more confusin’.
If you are lookin’ for good deals and low prices on this Lost Caverns of Ixalan, I heard you can find it on Amazon. They say it’s got a whole bunch of games and stuff. Probably more stuff than you can shake a stick at. My nephew, he buys all sorts of things from Amazon. Says it’s easy as pie. I reckon he’s right ’cause he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, and even he can do it.
All this talk ’bout cards and games makes my head spin. It is really complicated. I think I’ll stick to my quiltin’. But these Lost Caverns of Ixalan previews, they sure are somethin’ to talk about. Everyone is talkin’ ’bout it. Like when Mildred’s prize-winnin’ hog got loose at the county fair. A real big to-do.
I reckon if you’re into these card games, this Lost Caverns of Ixalan is a big deal. Like gettin’ a blue ribbon at the state fair for your apple pie. A real honor, I suppose. Just remember, there are lots of cards, some are harder to find than others, and there’s somethin’ called Neon Ink that’s real special. And some control thing called Millennium Calendar. And Jurassic World. And Special Guests. Oh, and it is similar to that Eldraine thing. And you can buy it all on Amazon. There, I told ya all I know, hope it is helpful to ya.
Well, I’ve got chores to do. Gotta go feed them chickens. And maybe later I’ll have a cup of tea and watch the sunset. Simple pleasures, that’s what I like. These card games sound too complicated. But hey, if it makes you happy, you go right ahead and enjoy these Lost Caverns of Ixalan previews. And get yourself some deals on Amazon! Maybe I’ll ask my nephew to show me sometime. He’s always playin’ with those cards. Could be fun, I suppose. You never know.
