This here Erling Haaland, he’s a big fella, plays that football, you know? In that FIFA 23 game, my grandson, he’s always going on about it. This Haaland, he’s the best one, he says. Big strong boy, that one. Scores all them goals.
He is from Norway, you know? That’s a place far away. Cold, I reckon. They didn’t make it to that big World Cup thing. Lost to that Netherlands, 2-0, I heard. Tough luck, that is. But this Haaland, he’s still a star in that FIFA 23 game.
- He’s got special cards, my grandson says.
- Shiny ones, with numbers on ’em.
- One of ’em is 89, another is 91, and some even go up to 99. Big numbers!
He’s like a giant, this fella. 6 foot 5, they say. Taller than my old man, and he was a big’un. This Erling Haaland FIFA 23 card, it’s a good one, I suppose. My grandson, he really likes it. Born in 2000, this Haaland. Makes him 24 now, don’t it? Young lad, really, but strong as an ox. He plays for that Manchester City team. I see them on the telly sometimes. Wearing the blue, they do.
That FIFA 23, it looks real, don’t it? The grass, the players, all of it. My grandson, he showed me. Said the grass looks better on his new gaming thingy. Sharper, he called it. This new FIFA 23 got better grass than the old one, FIFA 22. But it is too greeny, though. Dunno. My eyes ain’t what they used to be.
They got all these numbers for the players. Ratings, they call ’em. This Erling Haaland FIFA 23, he’s got high ratings. Good ones, I mean. They tell you how good he is at kicking, running, all that. All those fancy footwork, I don’t understand them all. Just know this Haaland, he’s good. Real good.
My grandson, he tells me about this “Hunter” thing. Makes Haaland even better in the game, he says. Don’t know what it is, some magic thing, I guess. Kids these days, they know all about these things. This Erling Haaland FIFA 23, he’s a popular one, that’s for sure.
He plays striker, you know? The one who scores the goals. And he’s good at it, this Haaland. Scores lots of ’em. I seen him on the telly, running like the wind, kicking that ball so hard. He is like a bull. Strong, you know?
This Erling Haaland, he got a card called “Ones to Watch.” That’s a good one. It says 91 on it. My grandson, he’s always trying to get these special cards. Spends all his pocket money on ’em. I tell him to save his money, but he don’t listen. He just wants that Erling Haaland FIFA 23 card.
- He’s a striker, that’s what he does.
- He’s from Norway, that cold place.
- He plays for Manchester City, in the blue.
- He’s really tall, like a giant.
- He’s good at scoring goals, lots of ’em.
That FIFA 23 game, it’s a big deal, I guess. All the kids are playing it. My grandson, he never stops talking about it. And this Erling Haaland, he’s the best one, he says. I don’t know much about it, but if it makes him happy, that’s all that matters. He’s a good boy, my grandson.
This Haaland, he’s a good player, I can tell. Even I can see that. Fast, strong, good at kicking that ball. That’s all you need, really. He’s a star, that one. Even in that FIFA 23 game, he’s a star. This Erling Haaland is a big shot now.
They say he has lots of potential. Don’t know what that means. Just means he’s gonna be even better, I reckon. He is just 24 years old, he will be better and better. That’s good, innit? More goals for that Manchester City team. And more fun for my grandson playing that FIFA 23. Hope he can get all those Erling Haaland cards.
