Alright, let’s talk about this here… “all level borders league”, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ the city folk would yap about. But I’ll try my best to make sense of it, ya hear?
So, from what I gather, this “league” thing has somethin’ to do with borders. Like, fences around your yard, but not really. It’s got levels, too. Like, how many floors your house got, I guess. But this ain’t houses, it’s… well, it’s somethin’ else entirely.

What’s this “Border League” thing about anyway?
This “Border League”, they say it’s some kinda basketball thing. You know, that game where tall fellas throw a ball into a hoop. They got high school kids playin’ it, and it’s a big deal, apparently. They say it’s in Las Vegas, that fancy place with all the lights and gamblin’. Must be excitin’ to watch, all them young’uns runnin’ around.
They got schedules and standings, just like when they have them tractor races at the county fair. You know, who’s winnin’ and who’s losin’. They even got “team stats” and “player stats”. Sounds complicated, like countin’ all the chickens in the coop, but they do it somehow.
- They got these games, see? Lots of ’em.
- And they keep track of who wins and who loses.
- They also got numbers on how well the teams and players do.
Now, about them “level borders”…
This “level borders” thing, it’s like… hmm, how do I explain it? It’s like when you get older, you get more wrinkles, right? Well, in this game, when you play more, you get a fancier border around your picture. It shows how much you’ve played, how “experienced” you are. Like, “I’ve been playin’ this game longer than you, young’un!” That kinda thing.
They say you gotta get to a certain “level” to unlock these borders. Like, you gotta plant enough seeds to get a good harvest. And the higher your level, the fancier the border. Some folks are really into these borders, they want the prettiest one, the one that shows they’re the best. Reminds me of them folks who grow the biggest pumpkins at the fair, always tryin’ to outdo each other.
And what about them “icons”?
Now, these “icons”, they’re like little pictures, like the ones you put in a locket. And these icons, they got borders too. And sometimes, if you get a special icon, you get a special border to go with it. It’s like gettin’ a fancy frame for your favorite picture. Folks collect these icons and borders, like they collect stamps or them little porcelain dolls. Keeps ’em busy, I guess.
How do you get these fancy borders?
Well, from what I hear, you gotta play the game, and play it good. And you gotta be honorable, like treatin’ your neighbors right. They say you gotta be at least “honor level 2” or somethin’. And you gotta be “silver or above”. Sounds like they got ranks, like in the army. You climb the ranks, you get the fancy borders.

It’s all a bit confusing to me, all these levels and borders and icons. But it seems like folks enjoy it. They like havin’ somethin’ to work towards, somethin’ to show off. Like when you knit a quilt and hang it on the wall for everyone to see. It’s about pride, I guess.
So, what does it all mean?
Well, this “all level borders league” thing, it’s just a game. Folks play it, they compete, they try to get the fanciest borders and icons. It’s somethin’ to do, somethin’ to keep ’em entertained. Like playin’ bingo at the church hall or watchin’ them soap operas on TV. It ain’t life or death, it’s just a way to pass the time. And if they get a little bit of pride outta it, well, that ain’t such a bad thing, is it?
And that’s all I gotta say about that “all level borders league”. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
To sum it up:
- It’s a basketball thing, like the kids play.
- You play, you get better, you get fancy borders.
- It’s all just a game, like checkers, but with more stuff.
Remember, playin’ fair and havin’ fun is what matters most. Just like in life, treat folks right and you’ll do just fine.