Alright, let’s yak about this… this… orchid thingy, the “orchid bracelet ff7 rebirth,” yeah, that’s it. Folks keep jabberin’ ‘bout it, so I figured, why not chew the fat about it myself?
First off, this bracelet thing, they say it gives ya “courage.” Courage! Like, what, you put it on and suddenly you ain’t scared of nothin’? Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. Back in my day, courage came from hard work and a belly full of taters, not some fancy trinket. But hey, these young’uns with their video games, they like this kinda stuff.
Now, they say you can get this orchid bracelet in the game, somethin’ called “ff7 rebirth.” Never played it myself, too busy milkin’ cows and whatnot. But from what I hear, it’s like a whole ‘nother world in there. You got monsters, and magic, and all sorts of crazy stuff. And this bracelet, it helps you wander around in that world, I guess. Keeps you from gettin’ your britches in a twist when you see a big ol’ dragon or somethin’.
Seems like you can find this bracelet in a few places. Some kinda “slums weapon shop” in a place called “Sector 7.” Sounds like a real dump. Then they say you can get it from “vending machines.” Vending machines? What in tarnation is a vending machine? Back in my day, if you wanted somethin’, you went to the store and talked to a real person, not some metal box.
- Where to find the Orchid Bracelet
- Sector 7 slums weapon shop (Episode INTERmission)
- Vending machines
But here’s the kicker, they say there’s better stuff out there. Better armor, they call it. So, why bother with this orchid thing if there’s better stuff around? Makes no sense to me. Spendin’ your hard-earned gil – or whatever they use in that game – on somethin’ you don’t really need. That’s just plain foolish.
They talk about a “fixed income” too. Sounds like folks are worried about wastin’ their money. And they’re right! If you ain’t got much to spare, you gotta be careful. Don’t go blowin’ it all on some fancy bracelet just ‘cause some fancy-pants game tells you to. There are more important things than bracelets, let me tell you.
And get this, they say the “maximum level” in this game is 70. Seventy! What does that even mean? Back in my day, the only level that mattered was how high you could stack the hay bales. But these kids, they like seein’ numbers go up, I guess. And this bracelet, maybe it helps ‘em get to that level 70 faster? I dunno.
There’s also talk of “DLC,” whatever that is. Sounds like more stuff you gotta buy. And some of that DLC includes this bracelet too. They just keep findin’ ways to get you to spend your money, don’t they? And then there are other things like summoning “Magic Pot” and a “Reclaimant Choker” that restores your health.
- Other DLC items:
- Magic Pot Summoning Materia
- Reclaimant Choker (HP restore)
Some folks are even talkin’ about burnin’ idols and creatin’ a scene, whatever that means. And they got this bracelet right away, along with something called a “Kupo Amulet.” Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over a bracelet to me. Then there’s this “Fancy Chocobo” armor and something called “Midgar Bangle Mk. II” All these fancy names, makes my head spin.
And get this, they say you don’t even need to save anything because you can just start over whenever you want. So, what’s the point of all this fuss then? If you can just do it all over again, why worry about gettin’ the best stuff? Makes no sense, I tell ya.
Then there’s the question if the story is worth it. Some folks who know the old story wonder if this new “rebirth” story is any good. Guess it depends on what you like. Me, I like a good story with a happy endin’. None of this fancy-pants, complicated stuff. Just plain folks doin’ plain things.
And finally, they say the best armor in the whole dang game ain’t even this orchid bracelet. It’s somethin’ called “Cetran Bracer,” “Cetran Armlet,” or “Hades Armlet.” So, there you have it. This orchid bracelet, it ain’t all that special after all. Just a bunch of hooey, if you ask me. But hey, if it makes them young’uns happy, who am I to judge?
Best Endgame Armor
- Cetran Bracer
- Cetran Armlet
- Hades Armlet
So that’s the long and short of it. This “orchid bracelet ff7 rebirth” thing is just a small part of a bigger picture. Whether it’s worth gettin’ or not, well, that’s up to you. But me? I’ll stick to my overalls and my good ol’ fashioned common sense. That’s somethin’ no fancy bracelet can ever buy.
