Alright, let’s talk about this gold Hoenn medal thing, you know, the one in that Pokey-man game. My grandkids, they’re always yappin’ about it. So, I figured, what the heck, I’ll try and make sense of it for ya. Don’t expect no fancy talk, though, I’m just gonna tell it like it is.
First off, what’s this medal thing anyway? Seems like it’s some kind of prize you get for doin’ stuff in the game. Like, you walk a bunch, you get a medal. You spin those picture thingies at the Pokey-stops, another medal. And if you catch a whole mess of Pokey-mans, well, you guessed it, more medals! And this gold Hoenn one? It’s all about catchin’ Pokey-mans from this Hoenn place. Sounds fancy, but probably just another place on that phone map thingy.
Now, to get this gold Hoenn medal, you gotta catch a whole heap of different Pokey-mans from that Hoenn place. How many, you ask? Well, some folks say you need ninety! Ninety different ones! That’s a lot of Pokey-mans, let me tell ya. It ain’t gonna be easy, that’s for sure. You gotta be patient, gotta keep walkin’ around, lookin’ at that phone screen. My grandkids, they spend hours doin’ it. Sometimes I think they’re gonna walk right into a ditch!
So how do you go about catching all these Hoenn Pokey-mans? Well, that’s the tricky part, ain’t it? You just gotta keep your eyes peeled and wander around. Seems like some Pokey-mans are more common than others. My grandson told me that there’s this one Pokey-man, Kecleon, they say you only need him to get some super duper platinum medal. But the gold one, that one just needs you to catch a bunch, but not all of them. Thank goodness for that!
- Walk around, a lot! These Pokey-mans ain’t gonna come to you, you gotta go find ’em.
- Keep an eye on that phone thingy. It tells you where the Pokey-mans are, or somethin’ like that. I don’t really get it, but the kids seem to.
- Be patient. Catchin’ Pokey-mans takes time, just like catchin’ fish. You can’t expect to fill your net right away.
Now, some folks say if you already got the gold medal, then some of them tasks just finish up themselves when you get to them. Like, if you’re doin’ some special research thingy, and it says “catch Hoenn Pokey-mans” and you already got the gold medal, then bam! It’s done. Sounds like a good deal to me.
But honestly, I don’t know why these kids are so obsessed with these Pokey-mans. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy phone games. We played outside! We climbed trees and played hide-and-seek. But times change, I guess. And these Pokey-mans, they keep the kids busy, so I guess that’s somethin’. At least they are out walking and not just glued to the TV.
So, if you’re aimin’ for that gold Hoenn medal, you gotta be prepared to put in the time and effort. It ain’t gonna be a walk in the park, that’s for sure. But if you stick with it, and keep catchin’ those Hoenn Pokey-mans, you’ll eventually get there. And when you do, you can show it off to your friends, or your grandkids, or whoever. Me? I’ll stick to watchin’ the birds and tending my garden. But good luck to ya, you young whippersnappers!
Catching Pokey-mans is one thing, but remember to look up once in a while. The world is a beautiful place, even without those little critters on your screen. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life bird or animal. Now that’s something worth catching, even if you don’t get a medal for it.
So there you have it, my two cents on this gold Hoenn medal thing. Hope it made some kind of sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go water my petunias. They don’t need no phone to grow, that’s for sure.
