Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about somethin’ important today, somethin’ that gets my grandson all riled up – the fastest wide receivers in that there Madden 23 game. I don’t know much about these fancy video games, but I hear him yellin’ about it all the time, so it must be a big deal.
Now, from what I gather, these fastest WR in Madden 23 fellas are like them speedy chickens in the yard, always dartin’ around, hard to catch. They gotta be quick, you know, to get that ball and run like the wind. My grandson, he’s always lookin’ for the fastest ones, says it helps him win or somethin’.
So, I asked him, “Who’s the quickest, the absolute fastest of ’em all?” He told me, clear as day, it’s that fella Tyreek Hill. Said he’s got a 99 speed rating, which is apparently the best you can get. Ninety-nine! That’s like a hundred minus one, almost perfect. This Tyreek fella, he plays for the Miami Dolphins, I think. Sounds like a fancy fish, doesn’t it? My grandson says Miami got another speed demon too, a fella named Jaylen Waddle. He ain’t quite as fast as Tyreek, but he’s still mighty quick with a 97 speed. Those two together, sounds like trouble for anyone tryin’ to stop ’em.
- Tyreek Hill (Miami Dolphins) – 99 Speed
- Jaylen Waddle (Miami Dolphins) – 97 Speed
Now, I don’t know all these other players, my grandson rattles off names so fast it makes my head spin. But he keeps goin’ on about how important speed is, says it’s the key to scorin’ and winnin’. He says Madden 23 gets updates and stuff, so maybe these speeds change, but for now, those Miami boys seem to be the kings of speed.
He also mentioned somethin’ about the Cleveland Browns bein’ a good team to play if you want a challenge. I guess that means they ain’t got the fastest fellas, so you gotta work harder to win. Sounds like hard work to me, I’d rather just watch the chickens peck at the ground, that’s challenge enough.
This whole Madden 23 thing, it’s complicated. They got these things called ratings and updates and all sorts of stuff. It’s like tryin’ to understand why the rooster crows at sunrise, some things you just can’t figure out. But one thing’s for sure, speed is important, just like a good pair of work boots. And them fellas with the high speed numbers, they’re the ones to watch. My grandson gets real excited when they catch the ball and take off, yelling and jumpin’ around like he won the lottery.
So there you have it, what I know about the fastest wide receivers in Madden 23. It ain’t much, but it’s enough to make my grandson happy, and that’s all that matters to this old lady. He says EA Sports, whoever they are, makes the game and they change things sometimes. So maybe next year, there’ll be a new fastest fella. But for now, Tyreek Hill and Jaylen Waddle, those Miami Dolphins, they’re the speediest chickens in the coop, so to speak.
Fastest WR is important, my grandson says, because they can get open and catch those long passes. It’s like throwin’ seeds to the chickens, the fastest one gets the food. And in Madden, the fastest one gets the touchdown, or somethin’ like that. He keeps sayin’ somethin’ about “Madden NFL 23” being different from other Maddens because they update the ratings regular. Sounds like they change the rules on ya every now and then, just like life does, keeps ya on yer toes.
Anyway, I’m gonna go make some supper now. All this talk about fast fellas and football is makin’ me tired. Just remember, if you wanna win in Madden 23, get yourself some speedy wide receivers. And if you wanna have some peace and quiet, send the grandkids outside to play.
That’s all I got to say about the fastest wr in madden 23. Go on now, and leave me to my cookin’.
