Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here gold Hoenn medal in Pokemon Go. Folks keep askin’ about it, so I figured I’d spill the beans, the way I see it, plain and simple. No fancy talk, just good ol’ common sense.
Now, this medal, it ain’t gonna jump into your pocket. You gotta work for it. They say you gotta catch ’em, them Hoenn Pokemon. Ninety of ’em, to be exact. Ninety! That’s a whole lotta critters, if you ask me.

First thing’s first, you gotta know what a Hoenn Pokemon is. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t rocket science. They’re just Pokemon from a certain place, like how some folks come from the city and some from the country. These Hoenn fellas, they got their own look and feel. Your Pokedex, that thing on your phone, it’ll tell ya which ones are from Hoenn. Just gotta poke around in there.
So, how do you catch ’em? Well, you gotta get out there! Walk around, like you’re lookin’ for lost chickens. This game, it uses that GPS thingy on your phone, so it knows where you are. The more you walk, the more Pokemon you’ll see, and hopefully, some of ’em will be from Hoenn. It’s like fishin’, sometimes you catch somethin’, sometimes you don’t. Patience, that’s the key.
- Walk around a lot. Like I said, you gotta cover some ground. Don’t just sit on your porch, get movin’! Parks, downtown, even the grocery store parking lot, you never know where them Hoenn critters might be hidin’.
- Keep an eye on your Pokedex. That thing’s your best friend. It’ll tell you which Hoenn Pokemon you’ve caught and which ones you still need. It’s like a checklist, so you don’t waste time catchin’ the same ones over and over.
- Pay attention to events. Sometimes, them Pokemon Go folks, they have special events where certain Pokemon show up more often. If they’re havin’ a Hoenn event, that’s your chance to catch a bunch of ’em quick. It’s like a sale at the market, gotta stock up when you can.
Now, some folks are sayin’ they’re stuck. They caught a bunch, but then they hit a wall. Can’t find no new Hoenn Pokemon no matter how hard they try. Well, that happens. It’s like lookin’ for a four-leaf clover, sometimes you find a bunch, sometimes you don’t see a single one.
Here’s what I say: don’t give up! Keep walkin’, keep lookin’. And don’t be afraid to ask for help. You got friends who play? Maybe they caught some Hoenn Pokemon you ain’t seen yet. You can trade with ’em. It’s like swapping recipes, everyone gets somethin’ good.
And remember, it ain’t just about catching. Sometimes you can get a new Hoenn Pokemon by evolving one you already got. It’s like watchin’ a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, kinda magical. So, check your Pokemon, see if any of ’em are ready to evolve. That’s an easy way to add to your collection.
This gold Hoenn medal, it ain’t the end of the world. It’s just a game, somethin’ to do when you got some spare time. But if you’re gonna do it, do it right. Be patient, be persistent, and don’t be afraid to ask for a little help now and then. And most importantly, have fun! It ain’t worth doin’ if it ain’t fun.
Folks talkin’ ’bout that Platinum medal too. Said you need Kecleon for that one. But shoot, the gold one’s hard enough for most of us. Let’s stick to gettin’ that gold first. One step at a time, like learnin’ to bake a good pie. You don’t start with the fancy decorations, you start with the crust.
So, there you have it. My two cents on gettin’ that gold Hoenn medal. It ain’t complicated, just takes a little time and effort. Now get out there and catch ’em all, or at least ninety of them Hoenn fellas. And don’t forget to enjoy the sunshine while you’re at it!
And one more thing, don’t be glued to that phone all day. Remember to look up and see the real world once in a while. Them Pokemon ain’t goin’ anywhere.