Okay, so I’ve been seeing these Elden Ring statues pop up everywhere online, and some of them look pretty awesome. I finally caved and decided to try and snag one for myself. Here’s how that whole adventure went.
First Steps: The Hunt Begins
First thing I did was just start searching. I typed in “Elden Ring statues for sale” and, man, did a bunch of stuff come up. Lots of different characters, different sizes, different… everything, really.

Narrowing Down the Options
It was kinda overwhelming at first! So, I had to figure out what I actually wanted. I’m a big fan of Malenia, so I figured she’d be a good starting point. I also didn’t want anything too huge, because, you know, I don’t have a ton of space. And my budget? Let’s just say I wasn’t looking to spend a fortune.
Checking Out Different Stores
I started looking at different * had some really detailed ones, but they were, like, super expensive. Other had cheaper options, but the quality looked a little iffy in the pictures. It was tough finding that sweet spot.
Reading Reviews (Important!)
This is where I spent a good chunk of time. I really dug into the reviews. I wanted to see what other people who actually bought these things had to say. Were they happy with the quality? Did it arrive in one piece? Any problems with the paint job? You gotta be careful, you know?
Making the Purchase
After a lot of searching and comparing, I finally found one I liked! It was a Malenia statue, a decent size, and the reviews seemed pretty solid. The price was right, too. So, I took a deep breath and clicked that “buy” button.
The Waiting Game…
Now came the hardest part: waiting. I’m not the most patient person, especially when I’m excited about something. I kept checking the tracking information, like, every five minutes. It was kinda ridiculous.
It Arrived!
Finally, the day came! The package arrived, and I ripped that thing open like a kid on Christmas morning. And you know what? It looked great! The details were awesome, the paint job was solid, and it wasn’t broken. Success!
Setting It Up
I cleared off a spot on my shelf and carefully placed the statue there. It looks pretty sweet, I gotta say. Now, every time I look at it, I’m reminded of all those hours I spent getting wrecked by Malenia in the game. Good times… good times…
Totally worth it and I very happy to have done it.