Alright, so I’ve been diving deep into FIFA lately, and you know, one name keeps popping up: Haaland. This guy’s a beast in the game, just like in real life. So, I decided to really put him to the test and see what all the fuss was about. I mean, I had to figure out how to make the most of this virtual monster.
My Haaland Experiment
First things first, I started a new Career Mode. I didn’t want any existing team dynamics messing with my experiment. I wanted a clean slate to really see what Haaland could do on his own.

I picked a decent team, nothing too crazy, just a solid mid-table club. I figured this would give me a realistic challenge. I didn’t want to just steamroll everyone from the start, you know?
- Formation Tweaks: I messed around with a few formations, trying to find the best way to utilize Haaland’s strengths. Ended up settling on a 4-3-3, with him as the lone striker.
- Instructions: I set his instructions to “Stay Central” and “Get In Behind”. This seemed to make the most of his pace and finishing.
- Training: I focused his training on shooting and pace. I mean, the guy’s already strong, so I figured I’d double down on what makes him truly dangerous.
The first few games were, honestly, a bit awkward. I was trying to force the ball to him too much. I kept trying these ridiculous through balls, and it just wasn’t working. I needed to chill out and let the game come to him.
Then, it clicked. I started playing more naturally, using Haaland as a focal point, but not the only option. I started using quick one-twos, letting the wingers get involved, and then, BAM! Haaland would be in on goal. It was like night and day.
The goals started flowing. Headers, volleys, tap-ins, you name it. This virtual Haaland was a scoring machine. His pace was unreal, his finishing was clinical, and his strength made him almost impossible to knock off the ball.
I even started noticing some subtle things. Like, his positioning was insane. He’d always be in the right place at the right time, sniffing out rebounds and loose balls. It was like he had a sixth sense for where the ball was going to end up.
By the end of the season, he’d smashed the league’s scoring record. We’d even won the title, which was way beyond my initial expectations. This “Haaland experiment” had turned my mid-table team into champions!
So, yeah, that’s my Haaland story. It took a bit of tweaking and a change in my playstyle, but once I figured it out, it was pure domination. He’s definitely worth the hype in FIFA, at least in my experience.