So, the other day I decided it was time to tackle a project I’d been thinking about for ages – building a maypole. You know, one of those things you see in old movies, people dancing around with ribbons and all that jazz. Well, I figured, how hard could it be? Turns out, a bit more involved than I initially thought, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?
First things first, I needed to gather my supplies. Now, I’m not exactly a carpenter, so this was already an adventure. I headed out to the local hardware store, feeling a bit like a fish out of water. I picked up a big, long wooden pole – that’s the easy part. Then came the fun bit – trying to explain to the guy at the store that I needed a way to attach a bunch of ribbons to the top. We ended up with some kind of metal ring and a bunch of eye hooks. I also grabbed a bag of concrete mix, because, you know, safety first. Don’t want that pole tipping over mid-dance.

Got everything back home and started by digging a hole in the backyard. Let me tell you, digging is a workout! Once that was done, I mixed up the concrete according to the instructions on the bag – who knew concrete was so simple? Plonked the pole into the hole and poured the concrete around it. Then it was just a matter of waiting for it to dry. Patience has never been my strong suit.
Screwing and Decorating
- While the concrete was setting, I got to work on the top of the pole.
- I screwed those eye hooks into the wood, all around the metal ring.
- It was a bit fiddly, but I managed it without too many mishaps.
- Next, the ribbons. Oh, the ribbons! I had bought a whole rainbow of colors, and let me tell you, untangling them was a task in itself.
- Tied each one to an eye hook, making sure they were all different lengths to avoid a tangled mess when dancing.
Finally, after what felt like forever, the concrete was dry. I stood the pole up, and it actually stayed upright! Success! The ribbons looked pretty good, all colorful and inviting. All that was left was to gather some friends and give it a whirl. Let’s just say, we’re not exactly going to win any maypole dancing competitions, but we had a blast. And that’s what counts, right? It’s not perfect, but it’s mine, and I built it from scratch. Not bad for a first attempt, eh?