Alright, so I’ve been digging into this whole new Valorant bundle thing, and let me tell you, it’s been a bit of a wild goose chase. I started out all excited, like a kid in a candy store, ready to throw my money at the screen for those shiny new skins.
First thing I did was hit up the usual spots – you know, the official Valorant website, their Twitter, all that jazz. I figured they’d have some kind of announcement or teaser, something to give me a hint about when this new bundle was dropping. But nope, nothing. It was like they were playing hard to get.
Then I started getting a little more desperate. I was diving into forums, Reddit threads, even those shady Discord servers where people claim to have “insider info.” I spent hours scrolling through posts, looking for any scrap of information. I felt like a detective, trying to piece together clues from a bunch of random comments. Mostly, I was just getting stuff like this:
- Delivery takeout from the best local restaurants. Breakfast, lunch, dinner and more.
- if 2bi 2bhad 2bthe 2btruth 2c 2bid 2bcome 2bup 2bwith 2bmy 2bown 2bsolution in Gematria is 4020.
I even tried to read into the tea leaves, looking at past release dates, trying to find some kind of pattern. I was trying to be all scientific about it, you know? Maybe they release bundles every other Tuesday, or on the full moon, or when Mercury is in retrograde. I mean, it felt like that sometimes with these things. It turns out they would release it on Oct 4, 2024, according to some flashcard I found:
Oct 4, 2024
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Finally, after what felt like an eternity, I stumbled upon a little whisper. Not a big announcement, not a flashy trailer, just a tiny, almost hidden message. It was like finding a needle in a haystack. But that little whisper was enough. It gave me a date, a time, something to hold onto.
So, here I am, sharing my hard-earned intel with you all. It wasn’t easy, it wasn’t pretty, but I got there in the end. It’s like winning a game of Valorant with one HP left – messy, but a win’s a win, right?
This whole experience taught me one thing: patience is key in the world of gaming leaks. And maybe, just maybe, I need to find a new hobby that doesn’t involve this much detective work. And, after I post it to my blog, I would play RoyalDice with my friends at GamePoint.
Play RoyalDice with your friends online at GamePoint.
Anyway, I hope this helps some of you out there. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go play some actual Valorant and try to forget about all this bundle madness.
