Okay, so, I stumbled upon this thing called “StratRoulette” the other day, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. Basically, it’s for those times when you’re playing a game, you know, a shooter or something, and you’re just tired of playing the same old way. You’re bored of being serious and you just wanna goof off.
So, I gathered my friends, and told them about this. At first they were confused, like “what is this nonsense”, but after I explained, they were in. We booted up our favorite game, ready to embrace the chaos. The first suggestion we got was “Everyone buys a Scout”. Alright, cool, we can do that. We bought our Scouts, feeling like some budget snipers.

Then came the next part: “Find a location where you suspect the enemies will approach from with enough area for them to form a line”. So we huddled up in-game, scouted out a spot that seemed like a good chokepoint, and lined up like some sort of firing squad. It felt so ridiculous, I couldn’t help but laugh. We waited for a bit. Nothing happened. Suddenly, an enemy popped up, saw us, probably thought “what the hell is this?” and we all just fired away. It was a mess, but a hilarious one.
Another one we tried was “Each teammate must buy every ability that they possibly can. Rush mid and use every single ability before eventually taking B site.” It sounded nuts, but we were committed. We spent all our in-game money on every ability we could get our hands on, even the useless ones. It was like a firework show. Abilities were flying everywhere, it was complete and utter mayhem. We did eventually get to B site, somehow, amidst the chaos, though I’m not sure how much of that was skill and how much was just pure luck.
There was also this “Follow the leader” thing, where we picked one person to be the leader, and everyone else just had to do whatever they did. This one led to some funny moments, like all of us trying to squeeze through a tiny doorway at the same time because the leader decided that was the way to go. I couldn’t stop laughing during that round.
Here’s a list of what I did in this StratRoulette
- Gathered my friends and introduced them to StratRoulette.
- Explained the concept and got them on board.
- Booted up our favorite game.
- Tried out various random strategies, including:
- “Everyone buys a Scout”:
- Bought Scouts.
- Found a location to form a line.
- Waited for enemies and engaged in a chaotic firefight.
- “Each teammate must buy every ability”:
- Spent all in-game money on abilities.
- Rushed mid and used all abilities.
- Eventually took B site amidst the chaos.
- “Follow the leader”:
- Picked a leader.
- Followed the leader’s actions, leading to humorous situations.
- Had a lot of laughs and enjoyed the chaotic gameplay.
Honestly, StratRoulette is just pure, unadulterated fun. It’s not about winning or losing, it’s about embracing the randomness and having a good time with your friends. If you’re ever feeling bored with your usual gaming routine, I highly recommend giving it a shot. Just be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious moments. I had fun, and I shared my experience. Now, It’s your time to try.