You wanna know ’bout them mists of pandaria dps rankings, huh? Well, I heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout it the other day. They was goin’ on and on about which one of them fancy fighters is the best. This whole thing, it’s called “Pandaria Remix”, sounds like a potluck where everyone brings their best dish, except the dishes are punches and kicks, I reckon.
They kept sayin’ one thing, Subtlety Rogue. This one is sneaky, like a weasel in a henhouse. They say it does a whole heap of damage, more than a bull in a china shop. And it’s got some tricks, too, useful things. Not like my old rooster, all show and no eggs. If you wanna be a strong fighter, this is the one they say is the best, I reckon.
But there’s more of them, these fighters. They got all sorts of names, some of them sound like a mouthful of marbles. They mentioned another one, called Boomkin. I guess it makes a big boom? Makes me think of thunder in the summer, loud and scary. Then there’s this Affliction Warlock. Sounds like trouble if you ask me. And Arms/Fury Warrior. That one sounds angry, like a bee in your bonnet. Those are some of the best ones they say, like the best milk cows, producing the best milk.
- Subtlety Rogue: Sneaky and strong, like a fox.
- Boomkin: Loud and powerful, like a thunderstorm.
- Affliction Warlock: Sounds like trouble, that one.
- Arms/Fury Warrior: Angry, like a hornet.
Then there are the healers, like the medicine women, they are called priests, druids and shamans. These fellas, they patch up the fighters after they get all busted up. Like mendin’ a fence after the cows get out. There are also priests, druids, and shamans, they are the best healers. They got powerful gems to help them heal, they say. Shiny stones that make the hurt go away. Sounds like magic to me, but what do I know? I just use chicken fat for everything. And it is said that disc, shaman, and druid are good healer. Holy pally, monk, and holy priest are not as good as them, but still they are healers.
These healers are important, I reckon. You can’t have a good fight without someone to pick up the pieces afterward. Like after a harvest, you need someone to cook the food, else what’s the point? But different fighters are good for different things, you know. They have something called “spec”, is like the breed of a dog. Some dogs are good for herdin’, some are good for watchin’. Same with these fighters. In the “cata”, things are different, they said. I guess it is another place.
And then you got the tanks. Now, these are the tough ones, like an old oak tree, hard to knock down. They stand in the front and take all the hits, like a mama bear protectin’ her cubs. They’re the ones that keep the other fighters safe. Some are best than others, they said. Each one is good for different things, I suppose.
One thing for sure, this whole “Pandaria Remix” thing, it’s got all sorts of things. Strong fighters, healers, tanks. Just like a farm, you got your workhorses, your milk cows, your guard dogs. Everything workin’ together. And they also talked about “gear”. I reckon that’s like tools. You need good tools to do a good job. In the past, “Mist of Pandaria” had the best gear system, so they said. But I don’t know what is a gear system, I use a hoe for most things.
They even mentioned “LFR”, and some “MoP”, and “WoD”, but I couldn’t keep up with all that. Just a bunch of letters, like chicken scratch. And they talked about “tier list”, like ranking things from best to worst. Like pickin’ the best apples from the bunch, I suppose. You want the best ones for your pie, right? And it also means different things in different time, they said, in “Pandaria Remix” and other times. I don’t understand these times.
So, there you have it. That’s what I heard about them mists of pandaria dps rankings. It’s a whole lot of somethin’, ain’t it? Just remember, the strongest fighter ain’t always the best. Sometimes you need a healer, sometimes you need a tank. Just like on a farm, you need all sorts of animals to make it work. And that’s the truth, straight from the horse’s mouth, you could say.
I hope you understand what I said. It is not easy to remember all these names. They are like the names of those fancy city dogs, hard to pronounce and even harder to remember. But that’s young folks for you, always comin’ up with somethin’ new. Me? I’m happy with my chickens and my garden. That’s all the excitement I need in my old age.
