This here Madden game, the Madden Ultimate Team, it’s got me all riled up. I tell ya, these Madden Ultimate Team servers, they’re more trouble than a fox in a henhouse. One day it’s working, next day it ain’t. What’s a body supposed to do?
I’m trying to play this here Ultimate Team, you know, the one where you get all them player cards. Well, I went to start it up the other day, and what do I see? “Our servers cannot process your request at this time.” What in the Sam Hill does that even mean? It’s like they’re speaking a whole other language. Madden servers down, I reckon.
So, I tried again later, like it told me to. Still nothing. Just that same old message staring me in the face. I swear, these Madden servers are gonna be the death of me. I just wanna play my game, is that too much to ask? Seems like it is these days.
- Tried turning it off and on again, like my grandson always says.
- Unplugged that there internet box, waited a bit, plugged it back in.
- Even yelled at the TV a little, though I know that don’t do no good.
That young fella at the store, he told me it might be my internet. But my internet’s working just fine. I can watch them cat videos on that there YouTube just fine. So it ain’t my internet, it’s them Madden Ultimate Team servers. They’re just plain busted, I tell ya.
Now, I heard some folks talking about a Madden 24 server issue. Maybe that’s it? I don’t know much about these numbers, but 24 sounds like the one I got. If that’s the case, then they need to get it fixed! It’s been two whole days now, and I still can’t play. It ain’t right, I tell ya. It just ain’t right.
I saw some young people say that the Madden 21 is broken or there is a Madden 22 down detector. Well, they must be talking about the old one. Mine is Madden 24. It is the server’s problem. Not mine. I know it.
Another thing, I heard some folks talking about a jersey. A jersey! What in tarnation does a jersey have to do with anything? They said something about it causing problems with the Madden servers. I don’t know about all that. All I know is, I ain’t got no fancy jerseys, and I still can’t play. So it can’t be the jersey, can it? I am able to log in to the ultimate team but can not play.
They say you can tell what’s going on with the Madden servers by looking at some website. But I ain’t got time for all that. I just want them to fix it. It’s like they’re trying to make it harder for us folks who just wanna play a simple game. And why would my account be restricted? I did nothing wrong. It must be the Madden server issue.
I even heard someone say you gotta unplug your whole darn console. Unplug it! Can you believe that? Like I’m gonna go messing around with all them wires. I might never get it working again. I know the person said I should power cycle my console and network. But I really don’t know. It sounds complicated.
- First, he said I need to unplug my modem, router, and console.
- And then, wait for 2 minutes, plug in the modem, and router again.
- Wait for them to be back online.
- Finally, plug in my console and start it up.
I did what he said, but it did not work for me. It was good advice, I guess. But I don’t think it is my console’s problem. It is the Madden server’s.
It’s just plain frustrating, that’s what it is. You pay good money for these games, and then you can’t even play them. It’s a crying shame, I tell ya. A crying shame. These Madden Ultimate Team servers are a menace, and something needs to be done about it. They need to get their act together and fix these Madden servers, once and for all. And I ain’t gonna stop complaining until they do. Nope, not one bit.
So, if you’re out there, and you’re having trouble with your Madden Ultimate Team, just know you ain’t alone. We’re all in this together. And maybe, just maybe, if we all raise our voices loud enough, they’ll finally listen and fix these darn Madden servers. That’s my hope, anyway. A body can dream, can’t they?
