That Emiliano Martínez, you know, the football player, he’s a big deal in that FIFA 23 game. My grandson, he won’t shut up about it. Says this Martínez guy is a goalkeeper, you know, the one who stops the ball from going in the net.
This FIFA 23, it’s some kind of video game. All the kids are playing it these days. They all want to be this Emiliano Martínez. He must be good, I guess. My grandson says he’s 30 years old. That’s a good age for a footballer, right? Still got some pep in his step, but also, you know, not a spring chicken anymore.
He’s from Argentina, that Emiliano Martínez. That’s far away. Plays for a team called Aston Villa. Sounds fancy. But all these teams sound fancy to me. Back in my day, we just kicked a ball around in the dirt. Didn’t need no fancy names.
Seems like everybody’s talkin’ ’bout his FIFA 23 rating. Whatever that is. My grandson tried to explain it to me, but I didn’t get it. Something ’bout numbers. He said this Emiliano Martínez is rated 84 or 87 or even 90. And that these numbers change all the time. Sounds complicated. Back in my day, you were either good or you weren’t. No numbers needed.
He’s tall, this Emiliano Martínez. Six foot five, they say. That’s a big fella. Good for a goalkeeper, I suppose. Can reach up high and grab those balls. My grandson says he’s right-footed. Most folks are, ain’t they? And he’s got something called a “weak foot” rating of 4 stars. Don’t know what that means, but 4 stars sounds pretty good to me.
They sell him in the game, this Emiliano Martínez. For some kind of game money. My grandson says he’s worth 2,100 coins on something called Playstation and Xbox. No idea what that is, but it sounds like a lot of coins. And last year, he was only worth 1,200 coins. Inflation, I guess. Everything gets more expensive, even this FIFA 23 Emiliano Martínez.
- Emiliano Martínez
- FIFA 23
- Goalkeeper
- Aston Villa
- Argentina
There is another guy, also named Emiliano Martínez, in this FIFA 23. But he is only 22 years old. Plays in a different position. He plays for FC Midtjylland, in Denmark. Sounds cold. But this one, he ain’t as popular as the other Emiliano Martínez. The goalkeeper one is the real deal, I reckon.
My grandson, he keeps going on about Emiliano Martínez FIFA 23 potential, whatever that is. More numbers! He said the young one is rated 72 but his potential is 80. I don’t really know what that means, maybe he can be better in the future. Kids these days, always thinking about the future.
All these kids, they want to be like this Emiliano Martínez. They all want to be in that FIFA 23 game. It’s all they talk about. Back in my day, we just wanted to play outside. Things were simpler then. But I guess this Emiliano Martínez, he’s a good role model. A hard worker, I suppose. And he’s good at his job. Can’t fault him for that.
This FIFA 23 game, it’s a big deal. All the kids are playing it. And this Emiliano Martínez, he’s a big part of it. He is a big shot in that game. I guess that’s why my grandson won’t shut up about him. Maybe I should try to learn more about it. So I can talk to my grandson about it. But it all sounds so complicated. Maybe I’ll just stick to watching him play. That’s easier.
This Emiliano Martínez FIFA 23, it’s the talk of the town. At least, it’s the talk of my grandson’s friends. They’re all crazy about him. They are always talking about him. My grandson, he even dreams about being him. It’s all a bit much for me. But I guess it’s good that they have someone to look up to. Even if it’s just some fella in a video game. Even if it is that goalkeeper.
