Yo, listen up, you young’uns! This here’s my take on that Apex Legends game, the one with all them shootin’ and jumpin’ fellas. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen my share of things, and I’ll tell ya which of these characters are worth their salt in this here Apex Legends tier list.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ every one of them Apex Legends fellas got somethin’ special. And that might be true, I reckon. But some of ’em just shine brighter than others, ya know? Like that one fella, what’s his name? The dead guy come back to life one…Revenant! Yep, that’s him. He is quite good I heard. Good for beginnin’ players. He can do things by himself. He sure sounds like he can do things on his own, just like that old mule we used to have, stubborn as a rock.
Then you got that Bloodhound. Now that one, that’s a good one, a real good one. Always at the top, always winnin’. They say he’s the best legend in the whole darn game. He’s like that rooster we had, always knowin’ where the hens were, always one step ahead. Best at everything.
I’ll tell ya, these young’uns today, they got it easy. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy Apex Legends. We had to make our own fun, ya know? But these characters, they got all sorts of tricks up their sleeves. So many good ones.
If you’re just startin’ out, pickin’ your first Apex Legends fella, I hear that Octane is pretty good. Fast, good for runnin’ around. I reckon he’s like a rabbit, always hoppin’ about. He got that zoom in him, just like my old dog used to when he saw a squirrel. Then there is Fuse, he is good too. He can make things hard for the other team. A real trouble maker.
And what about Ash and Loba? I also heard they are pretty good for beginnin’ players. These Apex Legends characters, they all got somethin’ different, don’t they? Some are good at shootin’, some are good at runnin’, some are good at just plain causin’ trouble. They are like the different tools in my shed, each one good for somethin’ different.
Here is what I think are good for new players:
- That speedy one, Octane.
- Fuse, good for causin’ trouble, like a raccoon in the trash cans.
- Ash, don’t know much about that one, but I heard good things.
- Loba, I guess she is good too.
Now, this here Apex Legends tier list ain’t set in stone, ya hear? It’s just what this old-timer thinks. You young’uns might have your own ideas, and that’s just fine. But if you’re lookin’ for a place to start, you could do worse than listenin’ to these ramblings.
This game, Apex Legends, it’s all about bein’ quick and smart. You gotta outsmart your opponents, just like you gotta outsmart a fox if you want to keep your chickens safe. And that Bloodhound fella, he’s the smartest fox I ever did see. If you see him, you better watch out!
But that Revenant, he just keeps on comin’. He is a good one to have on your team I reckon. And if you like makin’ a ruckus, that Fuse fella, he’s your man. He’s like a bull in a china shop, just smashin’ everything up. He sure knows how to make a mess, just like my grandson when he’s playin’ in the mud.
And don’t forget about that Octane. He can run like the wind. He reminds me of me when I was a young’un, always runnin’ from my chores. He is faster than a greased piglet at the county fair. If you need to get somewhere quick, he’s your best legend. No doubt about it.
So, there you have it. My thoughts on this whole Apex Legends tier list business. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work, as they say. You young’uns have fun with your shootin’ and your jumpin’, and remember what I told ya. And stay outta trouble! Less’n you are Fuse, then I guess causin’ trouble is your job.
These Apex Legends, they’re all somethin’ else. I still don’t rightly understand it all, but I reckon it’s all good fun. Just like watchin’ the pigs roll in the mud, it’s entertainin’, even if it don’t make a lick of sense. So go on, pick your best legend, and have yourself a time. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you lose, ya hear?
One more thing, don’t underestimate any of these Apex Legends characters. Even the ones that seem kinda weak, they can surprise ya. Just like that time I thought that old hen wasn’t layin’ no more eggs, and then bam! She gave me a whole basketful. You just never know, do ya? So keep an open mind, and try ’em all out. You might just find your new favorite.
