This here Elden Ring, it’s got all them young’uns going crazy. My grandson, he’s always on about it. Says it’s got all sorts of folks you can be. These “classes,” he calls ’em. Each one, they start different, like how some folks are born good at numbers and others are good at talkin’. So, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout these Elden Ring class starting stats, just like my grandson told me. Gotta keep up with the times, ya know?
First, there’s this one, the Vagabond. Sounds like a hobo, don’t it? But this one, it’s tough. Real tough. Starts with a lot of that “Vigor,” which I reckon is like being sturdy. Like an old oak tree, this one. Good for folks just startin’ out, my grandson says. They can take a beatin’ and keep on goin’. High “Strength” and “Dexterity,” too. Means they’re good with a sword or whatever. But they ain’t too bright when it comes to magic. “Intelligence” and “Faith” is low, like a well runnin’ dry.
- Vagabond: Tough as nails, good for beginners.
- Lots of Vigor, good with weapons.
- Not too bright with magic.
Then there’s this Astrologer. Fancy word for a star-gazer, I reckon. This one, they’re all about the magic. Got two “Glintstone” spells right off the bat. One’s called “Glintstone Pebble,” sounds like throwin’ rocks to me. The other is “Glintstone Arc,” maybe that’s like a rainbow made of rocks? Who knows. They got a lot of that “Mind” stat, which is like havin’ a good memory, I guess. But their “Intelligence,” it ain’t that high. So they can remember a lot of spells, but they’re not super powerful. Weird, ain’t it?
That’s what I reckon, they ain’t much for fightin’ up close. They like to stay back and fling them spells. Good for folks who like to think before they act, I suppose. But me? I’d rather just whack ’em with a stick.
- Astrologer: All about magic and spells.
- Starts with two Glintstone spells.
- High Mind, but not super smart with their magic at first.
There’s a bunch more of these Elden Ring classes, too. A Warrior, that’s just what it sounds like, another fighter. And a Hero, sounds important. There’s also a Bandit, probably a sneaky one, and a Prophet, who I guess hollers about the future. Oh, and a Wretch, that one starts with nothin’ but a club. Poor fella. They all got different numbers next to their names, that’s their starting stats in Elden Ring, like I said before. You pick the one you like the best, based on how you wanna play.
These stats, they go up as you play. Like gettin’ stronger or smarter. You can make ’em whatever you want, really. My grandson, he showed me his character, some big fella with a giant sword. Said he started as a Vagabond, then made him a magic man later. So you ain’t stuck with what you pick at the start. Don’t feel like you gotta know everything right away. Just pick one that sounds good and have at it. These games are about having fun, and seeing them big bosses. Them’s the big strong fellas you gotta fight.
I remember back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy games. We just had sticks and rocks. But I reckon this Elden Ring ain’t so bad. Keeps the young’uns out of trouble. And it’s kinda fun to watch, even if I don’t understand half of it. All them different Elden Ring class starting stats and spells and whatnot, it’s a lot to take in.
Now, don’t go thinkin’ you need to be a whiz at numbers to play this game, either. Just pick a class that sounds good. Like I said before, that Vagabond is a good one if you just wanna hit things. It’s a good Elden Ring starting class. Or that Astrologer if you wanna use magic. They get them Glintstone spells. Elden Ring has a lot of classes to choose from, just have to pick one and start, see if you like it.
- Warrior: Good at fighting, like the Vagabond.
- Hero: Strong, probably good at fighting too, sounds important.
- Bandit: Sneaky, probably good at stealing.
- Prophet: Maybe good at magic, probably yells a lot.
- Wretch: Starts with nothing but a club, tough start.
So there ya have it. That’s what I know about these Elden Ring class starting stats. If you go with the Vagabond, remember that Vigor. If you go with Astrologer, remember them Glintstone spells. It ain’t rocket science. Just pick one and go have some fun. And if you see my grandson, tell him his grandma said hello. He’s probably playing that Elden Ring right now, bless his heart. He’ll probably tell you all about these classes too. He’s a good boy. It’s a good game, this Elden Ring. You should try it. Just remember what I told ya about them classes, especially that Vagabond, it is a good start if you just want to smack things with a big weapon.
