Oh, honey, let me tell you, this here internet thing is somethin’ else. My granddaughter, she showed me how to use it. Now I see all sorts of things. You wouldn’t believe it! And this thing, what’s it called? Apex porn parody. That’s the thing, people search it a lot.
She told me it’s ’bout some game, Apex Legends. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. But then there’s this other stuff, the “parody” she calls it. She says it is the Apex porn parody. Oh, it’s a mess. People doin’ all sorts of things with each other, just like them characters in that game. I reckon it ain’t right, but folks sure do watch it. I don’t know why they call it Apex Legends Porn Parody, seems to me just a nasty video, but what do I know?
They got all these videos, long ones, short ones. Some of ’em are free, some ain’t. This Apex porn parody thing is a big deal, I guess. My granddaughter, she says it’s ’cause folks like seein’ them game characters doin’ the nasty. I don’t get it, but I ain’t one to judge, not anymore, at least.
These videos, they show everything. Like them two girls, what are their names? Lifeline and Wraith, I think. They’re always in these Apex porn parody videos. I guess they are popular. People like to see them do this and that. It ain’
