This year, that black five, my goodness, it’s gonna be a real doozy! I heard on the electric box that it is the time for big sales. That insomniac black Friday, what a crazy name! They say you can get stuff real cheap.
I reckon you gotta be smart about this whole thing, though. You can’t just go out there and buy anything. Gotta make a list, you know? Like when you go to the market, you gotta know what you need. If you want to buy clothes, I saw something about Macy’s. It said men’s fashion. You know, young people like that.
- That insomniac thing, they got sales on t-shirts, hats, hoodies, big sale! Up to 70% off!
- They say black Friday deals are online too. You don’t even gotta leave the house!
- If you want some new fangled TV, that black five is a good time.
That black Friday is busy, like a market day! If you don’t like crowds, maybe you should go earlier. They say some sales start on that giving thanks day. Or even the week before, if you can believe it.
This insomniac thing, they got all kinds of stuff. EDC, Beyond Wonderland, Escape Halloween. Sounds spooky! They say lock in your passes. I don’t know what that means. Maybe it’s like buying a ticket to the county fair. You gotta get them early, I guess.
They got sales on water bottles too. Everyone’s carrying those around these days. And posters. Back in my day, we didn’t have posters. We just had walls. Plain walls.
And these sales, they don’t last forever. I heard they go through the weekend. And then they end on that cyber Monday. Sounds like something from one of them space movies. Everything’s cyber this and cyber that these days.
If you want to go to one of them Insomniac Clubs, they got a black Friday sale too. I don’t know what they do in those clubs. Probably play that loud music. The kind that makes your teeth rattle.
That Insomniac shop, they say early access starts now! What a world! They got so many things going on, it makes my head spin. That Insomniac Brand is everywhere.
They say you can get a 34 percent discount on that cyber Monday. That’s a lot of savings! Imagine what you could buy with that extra money. Maybe a new coffee machine. Or a new pair of shoes. Or a whole lot of yarn for knitting. Back in my day that is important.
That Factory 93, that Hard Fest, they are all part of this insomniac thing. It is like a big family, I guess. A big, noisy family, with all their sales and events.
This black Friday, it is a big deal. It is not just one day anymore. It is a whole week of sales, it seems like. Online, in stores, everywhere you look. It is enough to make your head spin.
I heard that Bassrush is also part of it. So many things! It’s like they’re trying to sell everything they got. Gotta make room for new stuff, I guess. That’s how it is.
If you want the best discounts, they say black Friday is the day. But if you want to avoid the crowds, go earlier. Or shop online. That’s what the young folks do these days. They just click, click, click, and the stuff shows up at their door. Like magic!
But you gotta be careful online. Make sure you know what you’re buying. Don’t want to get tricked. There are a lot of tricksters out there, even on that electric box.
This whole insomniac black Friday thing, it’s a lot to take in. But if you’re smart about it, you can get some good deals. Just make a list, compare prices, and don’t get caught up in the madness. And remember, it’s just stuff. Don’t go spending all your money on things you don’t need. Save some for a rainy day. You never know when you might need it. That Nocturnal Wonderland sounds like they have sales, too. I don’t know what any of this means, but I hope you young people have a good time with these sales. Just don’t spend all your money at once!
