That darn Callisto Protocol, it got so many parts, like the calluses on my old feet! My memory ain’t what it used to be. Let me try to tell you what each part is about. Let’s start from the beginning, what’s that thing called? Oh right, here we go.
First, there’s this thing called Cargo. That’s what they call it. Sounds important, huh? I think of it like this, you load up your cart with taters and turnips, that’s your cargo. This part is like the start of the whole thing. It’s like when you first plant your seeds. You don’t know what’s gonna sprout, but you gotta start somewhere. Don’t be surprised if you play it for only 10 or 20 minutes, that’s just how it is in the begining.
Then we got this other one called Outbreak. Now, that sounds scary, don’t it? Reminds me of the time little Timmy got the measles and the whole school had to shut down. I reckon in this part of the Callisto Protocol, something real bad starts happening. Like when your crops get infested with them nasty bugs. This part is a bit longer than Cargo, so prepare yourself to get more invested in the game!
After that, there’s one called Aftermath. Well, that just means what happens after something else. Like after a big storm, you gotta go out and see what damage it did to your barn. So in this part, I bet you gotta deal with the mess that happened in that Outbreak part. It’s like cleaning up after those pesky chickens get loose in the yard.
Then there’s this fancy word, Habitat. Sounds like where some fancy folks live. But I think it’s just where this whole Callisto thing takes place. Like your house is your habitat. Your farm is your habitat. So in this part, you’re probably just running around wherever this whole mess is happening. If you want to know what this is all about, you have to keep playing the game, which is the only way to find out.
Next, there is this part called Lost. I know that one well. Lord knows I’ve been lost more times than I can count. Like that time I went to the county fair and couldn’t find my way back to the car. In this part of the game, I bet your man is all turned around and don’t know where to go. Just like me when I lose my glasses, hah!
Then we got Below. Now that just makes me think of being down in the cellar. It’s dark and damp down there. So this part of the Callisto Protocol is probably all dark and spooky. Like when you gotta go down to the root cellar to get your canned peaches and you’re scared a spider’s gonna get you.
After that, there’s one called Colony. Now that could mean a lot of things. Could be a colony of ants, or a colony of bees. Or it could be like when a bunch of folks move somewhere new and start a town. I’m not sure what it means in this game, but I bet it’s important. I heard it is actually where the game began? But I don’t know what’s going on, it is just what I heard.
And finally, the last one is called Tower. That’s pretty easy to picture, right? A big tall tower. Like the water tower down by the old mill. In this part of the game, I bet you gotta go up in some big tall place. Maybe you gotta climb to the top to get a good view, or maybe there’s something important up there. Who knows? You will need to finish the game to get the answer.
You know what? I heard some folks say that they want a happier ending, or they want different endings to this game. But in fact, there is only one ending. You can’t change the ending of this game. So if you want a happy ending and don’t want to play a horror game, this is not your game.
Oh, and one more thing I heard is that if you want to make your life easier when playing the game, always go to the second door or room you see. They say if you see a save icon, that means something is coming up. I don’t know what that means, though. I don’t know what a save icon is. I just save my money in a jar under my bed.
Here is a list of all the parts of Callisto Protocol, all those chapters:
- Cargo
- Outbreak
- Aftermath
- Habitat
- Lost
- Below
- Colony
- Tower
There you have it. That’s all the Callisto Protocol chapters I can think of. It’s a lot, ain’t it? Like a whole basket full of eggs. You gotta take it one at a time, just like when you’re gathering eggs from the henhouse. You don’t wanna drop ’em all, now do you? Each chapter can take you one or two hours to finish. Well, that’s long enough for an old lady like me. Anyway, hope that helps you out some. Now, where did I put my teeth?
