Well, let me tell ya about this here “all level borders league” thing. It’s like this, see?
What’s This “Level Border” Stuff Anyway?
It’s just a fancy frame around your picture in the game, y’know? Like them picture frames you put on the wall, but this one’s for your game face. Shows folks how much you’ve been playin’. The more you play, the fancier it gets. Starts out plain, then gets all glittery and whatnot. Kinda like them city folks’ clothes, starts with overalls, ends up with shiny suits.
- Level 1: Plain as dirt.
- Level 50: A little somethin’ somethin’.
- Level 100: Gettin’ fancy now!
- Level 500: Well, look at you, Mr. Big Shot!
They got a whole bunch of ’em, like 21 or somethin’. All the way up to 500! Can you believe it? Some folks got too much time on their hands, I tell ya. But hey, if that’s what makes ’em happy.
How Do Ya Get a Better Lookin’ Border?
Now, here’s the thing. You gotta play the game. A lot. No gettin’ around it. It ain’t like plantin’ corn, where you put the seed in the ground and wait. This here takes time. You gotta keep playin’ and playin’ until your fingers are sore. Just like hoein’ the fields, gotta keep at it if you want a good harvest, or in this case, a fancy border.
You get this thing called “XP” for playin’. The more XP you get, the higher your level goes, and the fancier your border gets. It’s like fillin’ up a bucket, one drop at a time. Each game is a drop, and when the bucket’s full, you level up.
Play the Game, That’s All There Is to It
You don’t gotta be some fancy pants player in them “Ranked” games. Just play any game, any mode they got. Long as you’re playin’, you’re gettin’ that XP. Heck, you could play with one hand tied behind your back and you’d still get XP. Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea.
How Much Playin’ Are We Talkin’ About?
Now, this is where it gets tricky. They say without them fancy “XP Boosts” – whatever those are – you gotta play about 210 games. And each game takes about 30 minutes, plus waitin’ around for the game to start, maybe another 5 minutes. So you do the math. That’s a whole lotta time sittin’ on your behind.
That’s like plantin’ a whole field of corn, then harvestin’ it, then plantin’ it all over again! Twice! Maybe three times! My arthritis would be killin’ me.
So, Is It Worth It?
Well, that depends on you, don’t it? Some folks like shiny things. Some folks just like playin’ the game. Me? I like a good cup of coffee and a piece of pie. But if you want that fancy border, you gotta put in the time. Just like anything else in life, nothin’ comes easy. Gotta work for it, sweat for it, maybe even lose a little sleep over it.
Ways to Get That XP Faster
Now, they say there are ways to get that XP faster. Playin’ regular games is the best way, they say. But I reckon if you play them longer games, you might get more XP. Or maybe if you win all the time. I ain’t sure about all that. It’s all a bit confusing if you ask me.
It’s like tryin’ to figure out why the rooster crows when he crows. Sometimes it makes sense, sometimes it don’t. Just gotta keep playin’ and hope for the best.
Final Thoughts on Them Fancy Borders
So, there you have it. The lowdown on this here “all level borders league” thing. It’s just a way to show off how much you’ve been playin’ the game. If you got the time and the inclination, go for it. If not, well, there’s plenty of other things to do in life. Like watchin’ the grass grow, or feedin’ the chickens. Or maybe just sittin’ on the porch and watchin’ the world go by.
Remember, it ain’t the border that makes the player. It’s the player that makes the border. Or somethin’ like that. Anyway, you get the gist. Now go on, get outta here and play the game, or don’t. Makes no difference to me.
Just Have Fun, That’s the Main Thing
Whether you got a plain border or a fancy one, just remember to have fun. That’s what games are for, ain’t they? Not for showin’ off or braggin’. Just for havin’ a good time. Like a good ol’ fashioned barn dance, ain’t nobody carin’ about how fancy your boots are, long as you’re havin’ fun. And don’t forget to drink your water and get some fresh air, sittin’ in front of that screen all day ain’t good for ya. Your eyes will go bad, and your behind will get flat. Trust me on that one.
