Alright, let’s talk about this NBA 2K24 hook thing. My grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it, so I figured, why not see what all the fuss is about? Sounds like some kinda fishin’ trick, but he says it’s about basketball. Go figure.
So, this NBA 2K24 hook, it ain’t just about throwin’ the ball any which way. It’s a fancy move, like them fellas do in the big leagues. You gotta know what you’re doin’, or you’ll just end up lookin’ like a fool on the court.
First thing’s first, you gotta get close to that hoop. Real close. Like you’re tryin’ to give it a hug. Then, you gotta hold that stick thingy on your controller – the one that makes your fella move – towards the hoop. Makes sense, right? You wanna throw the ball in the hoop, so you gotta point towards it.
- Get close to the hoop. Real close.
- Hold the stick towards the hoop.
- Tap that button. Twice.
Now, here’s the tricky part. You gotta tap that button, the one they call X or Square, dependin’ on which fancy machine you got. But don’t just tap it once, no sir. You gotta tap it twice. Like a little woodpecker peckin’ at a tree. Tap-tap! That’s the secret, they say.
But hold on, it ain’t that simple. Just tappin’ the button ain’t gonna make you a star. You gotta have some special stuff, what they call badges or somethin’. Like that Pro Touch thing and that Hook Specialist thing. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but the kids say it helps.
My grandson, he’s always goin’ on about his player bein’ 7’1”. Tall as a beanpole, that one. And he says he got this “Kareem package.” Don’t ask me what that means, but apparently it makes him real good at this hook shot thing. He says he can even make the shot when them other fellas are all up in his face, tryin’ to stop him. Green, he calls it. When the shot goes in, it’s “green.” Kids these days, with their fancy words.
So, if you wanna be good at this NBA 2K24 hook shot, you gotta practice. Just like bakin’ a good pie, you gotta do it over and over till you get it just right. And you gotta get them badges, whatever they are. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll be able to make them shots like my grandson does. Though I still think it looks more like wrestlin’ than basketball, all that pushin’ and shovin’ under the hoop.
And this “post up” thing they talk about. You gotta hold that L button, they say. Then let go of that stick thing. Sounds like a whole lotta work just to throw a ball in a hoop. Back in my day, we just threw the ball. None of this fancy postin’ up and holdin’ L and tappin’ twice.
But I guess that’s how the game is played now. So if you wanna win, you gotta learn all this newfangled stuff. This hook shot in NBA 2K24, it’s important. It’s one of them moves that can make or break ya. So get to practicin’, and maybe you’ll be the next big thing. Or at least, you’ll stop gettin’ your butt kicked by your little brother. That’s what my grandson is always tryin’ to do anyway.
And don’t forget, you need them badges. That Pro Touch badge, gotta get it to gold or silver. And that Hook Specialist badge, same thing. Without them, you’ll be flinging that ball all over the place and lookin’ like a fool. So work hard, get them badges, and learn that tap-tap trick. Then you’ll be hookin’ like a pro. Or at least, like my grandson thinks he is.
NBA 2K24, it’s a whole different world. But at the end of the day, it’s still just about puttin’ the ball in the hoop. And this hook shot, it’s just one way to do it. A fancy way, but a way nonetheless. So go on, give it a try. And don’t forget to tap-tap!
Remember what I told ya, get close, hold that stick, and tap that button twice. And for goodness sake, get them badges! Now go on, get outta here and practice. And maybe next time, you can teach this old lady a thing or two about this “NBA 2K hook” thingamajig.
