Alright, so you wanna know about that tf2 scout headset, huh? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just a thingamajig on his head, ya know? Like, for hearin’ and talkin’.
Now, I seen some folks sayin’ you can just take some cheap ear defenders, the kind you get at that Home Depot place, and rip one of the sides off. Sounds ’bout right to me. Why spend a bunch of money when you can just do it yourself, right? These young folks these days, always wantin’ the fancy stuff. Back in my day, we made do with what we had.
From what I hear, everybody used to have these headsets in the game, but that Scout fella, he just talked too darn much. Always braggin’ ’bout himself, how great he was. So they probably just gave him his own special one, so he could hear himself yap all day long. That’s what happens when you’re a loudmouth, I tell ya!
- One side for hearin’ his team,
- other side for talkin’.
Kinda like those gamer headsets, but only one ear thingy. Makes sense, I guess. Gotta keep one ear open for trouble, right?
Some folks are lookin’ to buy the real deal, the exact same one that Scout has. Good luck with that! They say they still work and all, but I wouldn’t bet on it. Probably just some made-up thing for the game. But hey, if you find one, let me know. I’ll give you a nickel for it.
There’s even folks makin’ their own, they say. Takin’ old headphones and makin’ ’em look like Scout’s. That’s what I’d do. Why not? Saves you some money, and you get somethin’ unique. Folks online, they talk about it in some TF2 thread on the video games section. They got all the answers there, apparently. I wouldn’t know how to find that stuff. I’m lucky I can even turn on this here computer!
Now, I seen some fancy ones, painted red and blue, just like in the game. Turtle Beach, they call ’em. Someone even modded ’em to look like Scout’s. Sounds like a lot of work to me. But hey, if you got the time and the money, go for it. I ain’t stoppin’ ya.
There’s even this “Hesh” headphones from some company called Skullcandy. They use it for the Scout in the game, they say. Replaces some hat or something. Honestly, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.
Look, that Scout fella, he’s fast. Real fast. That’s how he plays the game. Runs in, does some damage, gets out. Like a pesky mosquito, buzzin’ around, hard to swat. He’s good at finishin’ folks off, when they’re weak. And he’s good at sneakin’ around too. That’s what makes him dangerous. That’s why they gotta keep in touch with him, give him instructions, probably tell him to shut up half the time. That’s where the headset comes in handy, I guess. Gotta tell him where to go and what to do. Otherwise, he’d just be runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Then there’s this Shako thing. It’s a hat, a fancy hat, for the Scout. Not the headset, mind you, but another thing they put on his head. It’s got a black brim and a gold band. Sounds like somethin’ a king would wear, not a fella runnin’ around shootin’ things. But hey, that’s the game for ya. Lots of strange things. I don’t understand half of it.
So, there ya have it. All I know about that tf2 scout headset. It ain’t much, but it’s honest. You wanna get one, go ahead. Make one yourself, buy one, whatever. Just don’t spend too much time worryin’ ‘bout it. There’s more important things in life than a silly headset, ya know? Like makin’ sure you got a good supper and a warm bed. That’s what matters, I tell ya. That’s what really matters.
