Howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk ’bout somethin’ kinda backwards – how to drop ranks in that League of Legends game. Now, I ain’t no fancy player, but I’ve seen enough folks mess up good, and I reckon I can tell ya how to do it if that’s what you’re aimin’ for.
First off, pick yourself a real hard champion, you know, one of them fellas that needs a whole lot of thinkin’ and fancy finger work. I heard tell of this Azir fella – sounds like a bird, I reckon. Folks say playin’ him is like tryin’ to herd chickens in a windstorm. You’ll be flappin’ around, losin’ games left and right, and droppin’ ranks faster than a greased piglet.
- Play Champions You Don’t Know: Just like tryin’ to bake a cake without knowin’ the recipe, playin’ a champion you ain’t familiar with is a recipe for disaster. You’ll be stompin’ around like a bull in a china shop, feedin’ the other team kills, and losin’ faster than you can say “oops.”
- Ignore Your Team: League of Legends is a team game, or so they tell me. But if you wanna drop ranks, pretend your teammates ain’t even there. Go off on your own, don’t help ’em in fights, and for goodness sake, don’t listen to a word they say. You’ll be losin’ games and gettin’ blamed faster than you can blink.
Another good way to lose is to play one of them fancy roles like that “top lane” thing. I hear it’s harder than a two-dollar steak. You gotta be tough as nails and smart as a whip, and if you ain’t, well, you’ll be feeding the other team like a mama bird feeds her chicks. You’ll be dyin’ left and right, and your rank will drop faster than a stone in a well.
Now, some folks say support is easy, but I reckon you can mess that up too. Pick one of them champions that just sits on another fella, like that Yuumi critter. Then, just press a button every now and then and hope for the best. You won’t be helpin’ your team much, and they’ll be hollerin’ at you like a scalded dog. Easy peasy way to lose games and drop ranks.
And speaking of not helpin’, don’t bother learnin’ the game. You know, all that stuff about last-hittin’ minions, wardin’, and objectives? Just ignore it. Wander around aimlessly, chase butterflies, and pick fights you can’t win. You’ll be so far behind, the other team will think you’re playin’ a different game altogether. And you’ll be dropping ranks like a hot potato.
League of Legends, they say, ain’t for the faint of heart, especially if you are new. Every role, every lane – it’s like learnin’ to plow a whole new field, and it ain’t easy, not one bit. That AD carry and support stuff, they’re always together, like two peas in a pod, 2v2 they call it. One wrong move, and you’re done for, like a fox in a henhouse, getting snowballed so bad you’ll never catch up. And if you don’t want to catch up, just forget everything they teach you, be stubborn like an old mule, and keep doing the wrong thing.
They got all sorts of ranks in that game, from Iron to Challenger, sounds like a horse race to me. But if you wanna go the other way, start high and work your way down, you got to do the opposite of what them good players do. Don’t practice, don’t learn, and don’t listen.
And if you do make it up to them high ranks, Diamond and above they call ’em, well, there’s this thing called decay. If you don’t play enough, they start takin’ away your points, and you drop down faster than a squirrel from a tree. So if you wanna derank on purpose, just stop playing altogether! Let that decay set in and watch your rank tumble down like a stack of hay bales.
Heck, even if you are in Plat, you can drop down to Gold, they say. It ain’t nothin’ but losing a lot. So, if you really want to derank, play badly, play often, and ignore everything and everyone. You’ll be back in the low ranks before you know it, and you can start all over again, or just keep losing, whatever tickles your fancy.
So there you have it, folks. A few down-home tips on how to lose at League of Legends and drop your rank faster than a raccoon falls out of a tree. Now, I don’t know why you’d wanna do that, but it’s your game, your time, you do what you please. Just remember, if you’re tryin’ to lose, you gotta play like you don’t know nothin’ and care even less, and you’ll be derankin’ like a pro, if there is such a thing for losin’.
